I mailed 5 about their noisy adverts.

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

We post at the bottom around here.

 

Nicely matches the feeding habits of a good few of the posters.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

<hoists snout from ooze>

Wossee mean?

--
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Not you old chap... You're not exactly a national treasure, but at
least a local one.

I thought you were expected in Hulland Scrotum with the rest of the
gang?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

<feeling warm>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Big girl's blouse.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

Oh yes. And I've been away from the old homestead a lot lately, and I
*need* to finish sorting the workshop, and Petsealing the tank on the
Blingmobile, and other stuff.

And they're mostly cunts anyway.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Hmmmm... sounds excusey to me. Although it's still chilly out it's
fair to say.

This is a newsgroup - not an oldnewsgroup.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

Did I mention that one of my legs fell off? And the old shrapnel wound
is playing up something chronic. And I think the crabs are back.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Poor old soul. Have a little lay down.

Yes - I saw Ginge was posting.

 

But my crabs are all cleared up.

 

Did they tell you that?

 

No, crabs can't talk.

Cartoons lie.

 

What are these buggers then?...

Even Dilbert?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel

Pah, excuses.

Good reason.