I made a motorcyclist crash

With the icy weather about now is the time for us car drivers to have fun.
You know how the scumbags on the motorbikes sit right on your bumper as you
drive.
What I do is get my speed up to around 40mph with the motorcyclists still
sitting right behind me.
I then hit the brakes for about 2 seconds which causes the motorcyclists to
also slam on his brakes.

I then hit my accelerator and watch the mug on the bike slide of his bike.
I was wetting myself with laughter as his pride and joy was scrapping along
the road along with
him head first.
The weathers meant to Icy tomorrow so hopefully I'll have a few more of the
twats of again.

 

1. You wouldn't like to try again, in English this time, I suppose?

2. I hate to press the email addy thing /again/, but it's there, you
see?

 

In India we used to put twats (your word) like you under Elephant dung and
piss on them.

My mother said this is ecologically sound and far more fun than shooting
them.

 

Rumple Foreskin wrote:

<snip much silliness>

Welcome to the HRC (Huddersfield Retards Club)

 

Interesting tactic for whats seems attempted murder, i drive a 38 tonner so
where r u from again & whats u'r cars details could see how it works on u'r
wee motor.

twat

 

Idiot - you're doing it all wrong. When the weather is cold bikers have got
loads of kit on and sliding along ice doesn't do that much damage to bike or
rider.

You'd be much better off trying the same thing in summer because (a) they'd
probably be going faster, so it would do more damage, (b) they might only be
wearing jeans and thin jacket, meaning mucho painful gravel rash and (c)
they won't be riding their shitty old winter bikes.

Other than that, good effort

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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

are you riding your shitty old winter bike then?

 

Not as I type this, no, but I will be in about half an hour. The Prilly
isn't doing winter.

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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Then you can go home and learn to fucking write *and* learn to fucking
spell.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

is this a new variation on the refer-to-yourself-in-the-3rd-person meme?
insulting yourself in the 2nd?