I`m back!

Bwaahaa...good lad! Parties always good idea, any excuse welcome.

 

You're not serious? This is UKRM FFS, the same old dribble.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You may or may not care, but I now can't stop laughing and people are
looking at me strange.

Cnut.

 

Switters bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

<G> That does happen with this NG, doesn't it?

 

not really but welcome back. I few old faces have re-appeared from
wherever they have been while a couple have disappeared.

 

Yup - and if you are good I will invite her sisters - 17 and 19 and
*rather* nice!

 

<VBG> - No bloody way!! Oh - did you mean the girlfriend or the bike??

 

Nope - absolutely not - no way, never.!

 

Slightly less green - now the wheels are polished!

 

))

 

Bear says...

Shall I bring some I know?

 

Sounds good to me.

 

Um.......

Weggy escaped death by a miracle in a nasty shunt.

Bear re-subscribed, again, and so far hasn't issued any threats.

Dodger spent three weeks trying to change a silencer or something on his
Wing.[1]

The Doctor managed to reverse her car into my Trophy (*CRUNCH*) and then
bollocked me because I mentioned it, just, in passing, here (see sig)

The Doctor, before that, got skittled off the Benly by a U-turning
driver who was successfully prosecuted. Dames gor broken kneecap etc are
awaited.

Platypus got skittled off *his* Triumph Trophy (note: not by The Doctor,
but only because she couldn't find reverse at the time)

Des got his arse kicked in several more disputes.

We're keeping chickens.


[1] Actually, from the look of things, he hasn't finished yet.

 

Um, JP could be wrong.

<Goes outside to check moon>

Nope, looks like I've been beaten. Guess I'll just have to do a 110mph lap
of the Island next year.


--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Simes murdered SirTony, who has risen from the grave to post more shite.
Someone pretending to be Bear has started posting.
Tallbloke has started a new career as a comedic poet.
Whinging courier encouraged Pip to mutilate his Honda.
I bought a new bike, but still ride crappily.

Nah, you haven't missed much really.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Phew!! Thats ok then!!

 

Owen emerged from their own little world to say

I hope it's not a club otherwise I'd have to evoke the Groucho Marx clause

 

Welcome back to the club...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

er - fucking gorgeous!! And married to a really nice chap who has
rather nice taste in cars and they live in a superb townhouse in
hampton court backing onto the river thames - did I mention rather
rich as well???

 

Bear

Could deserve a sacrifice of refined carbohydrate in the the ritual shape of
the cone!?