I like their style

Wtf's a "temper span" supposed to be, mealy-mouth?

Remember what I told you yesterday about your chosen method of ally
recrutiment?

 

"Don't recruit Hammo, he's a nutter!"?

-----sharks

 

Although he does come with his own expolsives.

Dale Porter (remembering a camp fire being extinguished by one "little"
banger)

 

I hope they've made his bed and got the tranquillizers ready... the ambos
can't be too far away.

Nev..
'02 CBR1100XX #2

 

Hammo, show em your nuts

 

A guy I know on a machining-type mailing list spent a couple of
months proudly showing off his new CNC lathe to friends and
neighbours, only to switch on CNN and hear them pronounce:

"Tools for making Weapons of Mass Destruction, such as
this CNC lathe, have been recovered ..."

He spent the next couple of weeks waiting for the knock on the door ...

-----sharks

 

Are you having a go at me? ;-)


BTH

 

OK, time out... are you actually upset now? (confused look)
I only gave you oblique answers earlier in the thread because, seeing how
many times I'd actually covered the material in question (including in a
response to UB right here), I thought you, a past master of the "what's
ignorant mean?" troll, were joshin' with me...

Although, be you genuinely pissed off or just acting, I'd've expected you to
do better than a knuckle-dragger barb...

 

See! I _told_ you he was a nutter!

Glub glub,
-----sharks *looks at clock, wonders if 10am is too early for a beer*

 

See, I don't get that one, either...

Having seen both The Life of Brian and Holy Grail only once, and having only
watched Monty Python the show with subtitles when I was 11 (scarred me good
and proper, that did), I respectfully decline the proferred mantle... unless
that means I've been sucked in by your substitution trick; "obtuse" instead
of "obscure"...

If that fails, you can always try pulling me up for saying "eether" instead
of "ayther", so I can look at you sideways like I did with the servo cashier
lady the other morning... wtf? She works for a company whose name is the
contraction of California and Texas and she picks on my deviations from
Oxford-standard (or whichever it is) diction...

Wrong field of hip-hop, both spatially and temporally...

Again, something I watched when I was too young to appreciate it... (sigh).

 

Didn't you know IK has moved from Sydney to Canberra, Hamish?

Uhm, i moved from Canberra to Sydney, I hope i havent left myself too open to ridicule[1]

[1] even if i havent, im sure someone will make a wisecrach somewhere somehow.

Mike.S

 

I hear deerskin is 50% tougher than cowskin
(but it can't handle criticism, and cries in sad movies.)

You'd think rooskin leathers would put the bastards off
a bit, wouldn't you. "Hey, let's jump out in front
of that fast thing!" "Uh, I dunno Bruce, that doesn't
look like no cow-skin suit to me!"

Maybe we need to leave to tail on.

-----sharks

 

DIDYAFIXTHEBIKE?

 

YESiFIXEDtheBIKEandMYwalletISgoddamnedEMPTYnow.

SAtIsFiEd?

Mike.S