Last night when I went outside the pub for a bifter[1]. A miserable looking fucker was standing in the pub doorway and I *do* mean a miserable looking fucker so I, being a perverse ****, gave him a cheery grin and said "Alright fella"? He replied with... "My best mate just died". "Not before he got his round in, I hope". UKRM 1 miserable **** 0 One of my pals almost snorted his pint over the twat when he heard me and then gave me a strange *very* non UKRM look. He'll fucking learn. [1] ciggie -- Beav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19
Badoom tish -- Malc Rusted and ropy. Dog-eared old copy. Vintage and classic, or just plain Jurassic: all words to describe me.
But I feel it's going to result in me getting a severe smacking one day. Some cunts have absolutely *no* sense of humour. -- Beav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19
When you get to my age, one of your mates will be dying EVERY fucking Sunday. Hopefully a different one each Sunday, mind. -- Beav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19
Yes, but when you get to your age, you *expect* it! Aged 45 you don't, especially when said mate was only 47.
Whoever Petsealed the fuel tank on my TS250 certainly did. The **** blocked the hole for the fuel tap....
Whoever Petsealed the fuel tank on my TS250 certainly did. The **** blocked the hole for the fuel tap.... Fuel tap? What fuel tap? I never saw one and thought that maybe the fuel was dragged up through a tube in the filler cap. In fact, I told the boy-chic there wasn't one. If it does have one, then I have to say "Mea culpa" coz it was me wot did it but I checked for a tap and couldn't see one. My lad's going to fucking piss himself when tell him tomorrow Apologies TOG, but get the **** cleaned out. [1] [1] Know anyone with an ultra sound cleaner? -- Beav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19
It's not the first time I've done this either, but it's been with people I knew before, so I was pretty safe The time before this it was to a woman who was whinging about losing her Aunt and she was a bit taken aback when I asked if she'd been left anything in the will to soften the blow. She's refused to speak to me since but she's a fat **** (actually biblically fat) so I don't give a toss. This time though it as a total stranger and he was plenty big (and pissed) enough to have dropped me if he wanted. Thankfully he was probably a bit *too* pissed to do anything. -- Beav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19
Expect it? I fucking *encourage* it. He got two years on you though, so be fucking careful or there'll be a post on UKRM and every **** will be having a laugh. -- Beav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19
I've seen it done by one of our techs to a guy I knew really well and who could easily have destroyed said tech. Once the tech had gone he asked me if he'd been correct in what he thought he'd heard and when I told him he was he suggested that we move the tech to another site. We went one better and sacked the tech first chance we got because he wasn't much good at his job and we didn't want to have to pay him for 6 months when he was off sick after being battered.
Two good reasons: I got on well with the guy who's dad had died. I didn't like the **** who said it. Having power is pointless if you don't abuse it.
