I Just Washed My Hands After A Dump ...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by des, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. des

    des Guest

    .... as always, it was great.

    D.
     
    des, Sep 4, 2008
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  2. Your hand wash or the dump?
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 5, 2008
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  3. des

    des Guest

    Wait until Bullshit gets his hands on you for violating a Clique
    Decree...
    Both, actually. And now I'm drinking a cup of coffee. What a
    fascinating life I lead, eh ..?

    D.
     
    des, Sep 5, 2008
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  4. **** bear, the twat killfiled me for talking about shit in the first
    place so he can shove that and anything else he fancies up his arse. He
    doesn't have one redeeming feature and can **** off and die, as far as I
    am concerned.
    Well, that depends on the coffee, doesn't it? I just looked in the
    refrigerator and have discovered that I'm out of milk so that means
    popping down to the shop, which is only five minutes away to get some,
    unless I drink it black, of course.
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 5, 2008
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  5. des

    des Guest

    But .. but .. how can you say that?? He's the centre of the newsgroup,
    the 'high priest' at whose feet all of UKRM must worship if they're to
    avoid the vitriol directed at me by his friends! I mean, just look at
    geoff ('raden') ... as regular as clockwork, I attack his mate Bullshit
    Bear, he pops back up and has a go at me. How can you risk such ..
    such... such _condemnation_ ??
    He is a complete wanker, isn't he?
    Well I have one more hour of class and then have some stuff to buy
    before Shabbat. Water bottle and cage for my bike, bottle of wine,
    'have to go and check out bike frames so that I can order a 'Surly'
    frame, and I'm having a coffee with two former pupils (both female, in
    case our resident wannabe feminist feels like daubing me in as a rampant
    sex predator).

    It's all go.

    D.
     
    des, Sep 5, 2008
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  6. Sorry, you lost me after "UKRM must worship".
    Well I don't know about that but I'm sure his friends love him.
    You should try drinking wine on the Sabbath. I'll be at the EOSM ;-)
    Not for me it isn't, I've got a dentist appointment at a quarter to
    midday and conveniently, the hairdresser who also barbers in his spare
    time is a few doors down from there so I'm going to get a haircut in
    readiness for my holiday next week and then I've got nothing to do
    except play the guitar and watch some telly.

    Why do you want a surly frame? A happy one not good enough?
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 5, 2008
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  7. des

    des Guest

    You should try drinking wine on the Sabbath. I'll be at the EOSM ;-)[/QUOTE]

    We do, always. But I bought a bottle of kosher Israeli yesterday for
    Shabbat .. and quaffed it all last night.
    Get a fucking blog.
    Heh. I already have this ..

    http://coughlan.fr/bike.jpg
    http://coughlan.fr/bike_2.jpg [1]

    ... but the frame is a tad too small for me, and I fucking hate those
    handlebars. So I've managed to find a company that will sell me a Surly
    Long Haul Trucker frame (which is the bike I've wanted for ages), and
    'cannibalise' the stuff from my Dawes.

    Now, if you'll excuse me ..

    D.

    [1] with thanks to Nick for the Apple sticker..
     
    des, Sep 5, 2008
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  8. We do, always. But I bought a bottle of kosher Israeli yesterday for
    Shabbat .. and quaffed it all last night.[/QUOTE]

    Isn't Shabbat a day of rest? Won't you be working by using your arm to
    drink from the (furry) cup?
    Good idea with the frame, the Dawes does look a bit weedy and the basket
    frames don't help, imho.
    Does that mean you're off?
    Thanks, Nick.
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 5, 2008
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  9. des

    Eiron Guest

    Eiron, Sep 5, 2008
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  10. des

    des Guest

    Last bike I had had the straps, and I narrowly escaped death after my
    foot got stuck, and I fell left into traffic. So now the straps are a
    thing of the past.

    Or is this part of the master plan to get rid of me ..?

    D.
     
    des, Sep 5, 2008
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  11. des

    des Guest

    The glass we use is called a kiddouch glass. Ours is made of .. ****
    knows what it's made of, actually. Pewter ? Is that cheapo ? I don't
    think it's silver..

    Anyway, there are 39 'activities' that we can't do on the Shabbat, and
    of course as they date from Biblical times (when there were no phones,
    cars, computers etc...), they've been adapted to modern dayas.

    Drinking isn't one of them. :)
    The whats ?

    It's a nice bike, actually, but I'm pretty disappointed by the lack of
    the legendary 'Dawes quality'. Fucking awesome brakes, though.
    How'd you do that??

    D.
     
    des, Sep 5, 2008
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  12. des

    Eiron Guest

    Curses, foiled again!

    Have you tried Shimano SPD pedals?
    Although lethal, they do improve your cycling efficiency.
     
    Eiron, Sep 5, 2008
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  13. des

    des Guest

    Well, there'll be new pedals going on, anyway..

    D.
     
    des, Sep 5, 2008
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