I have seen the face of Hell ...

.... it is to ride the M4 eastbound on a Sunday evening for all
eternity.

The fact that I was able to smoke three cigarettes between Newbury and
the Hogarth Roundabout should indicate how well it was flowing today.

At least the were no suitcases to avoid, like yesterday.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..98154../..30234.../..32080.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 42 Pts:0695 Miles:2498

 

I once had to dodge a paisley sofa on the freeway.

 

I've had the pleasure many times - it's shit. The sooner they build the
Taunton - Slough tunnel the better.

--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

The (stationary) queue to get on the M25 stretched back past the
previous junction, into the narrow lanes section.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..98154../..30234.../..32080.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 42 Pts:0695 Miles:2498

 

"When they met, it was moider."

 

Look you mugs, it was like this see.

 

It was OK in mid-afternoon. I diverted to Didcot to pick up those tyres,
and got home just after 3pm. The M25 was a bit gunged, mind.

Ah yes. Stupid incompetent twat who couldn't load his roof rack
properly.

 

Bollocks to that - when are they going to start cheap flights from Newcastle
to Minehead International Airport ... with a carrier that allows pets to be
transported?

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Honda VFR750F-L, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Easyjet to Bristol & a trebuchet for the pets. Alternatively, paging
WUN...

--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

We've done the Easyjet to Bristol quite a few times and, other than the pet
thing, the big draw back is that it means either paying for a hire car or
getting the MiL to collect us from the airport.

By the time you've added the cost of kennels for 2 dogs for a week, airport
parking and MiL petrol for 100-or-so miles it's not that budget any more.

Given that, IIRC, private pilots aren't allowed to accept any money from
their passengers other than the proportional cost of the fuel it would be an
awfully big favour to ask. But if he could take us down this Friday and
pick us up the following Saturday that would be great.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Honda VFR750F-L, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

If you're not very confident at that, sneak through the short cut and
have a fag but don't rejoin too early as they'll know that you've got
back a bit too soon compared to normal.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT

Heh. Fair takes me back...

Cunning buggers have thought of it, unfortunately. I have to land and
get signatures.

 

Sheesh! I ask one little favour and you can't even get your arse in to gear
to get it sorted for me.

Call yourself a mate indeed.

There may be a larger than normal amount of taxi-ing involved in the
'flight', that's for sure.

Anyway - as luck would have it there's a cricket pitch right next to my
MiL's house ... you're allowed to land on those, right?

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Aprilia RSV-1000R, Honda VFR750F-L, Kawasaki ZX-6R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR

I'm crap, aren't I? You probably don't want to fly with me anyway.

"I don't get it, the wing tips are bending *way* up, but we're not
taking off."

Oh yeah. so long as there's no game in progress.

 

That would definitely be very poor show.
--
Champ

ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.

 

David Gower & John Morris, Queensland, 1991.

 

Depends who is playing. Some teams might welcome the distraction[1]..

Phil.

[1] Is that a valid reason for calling a draw? Difficult to play with
huge great landing wheel marks in the centre-crease..

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT

Didn't land though, did they?

No harm, no foul.

 

Am I the only one here who enjoyed cross country running? Who the hell
would want to run round and round an oval anyway? Cross country is
fun. Not fun enough to get fit enough so i can do it again mind. I bet
that's how the rambler's Association got started, a bunch of cross
country runners who've got old.