I have defected to the dark side

I bought something with a four segment breakdown indicator on the
bonnet, a metallic blue 2001 BMW 318i SE with every extra except
leather trim (which I didn't want anyway). This is the facelift model
with the 143bhp 2.0 litre engine, so it comes with traction control,
stability control, ABS, climate control and a shit load more I've
forgotten about. It's quite impressive for the money, and came with a
full BMW main dealer service history. I got it a grand under book
because it has a dented roof and bonnet, but I really CGAF about that
because I'll probably make it look so bad that'll be the last thing
you'll notice. If not I may get a dent company to get them out if
they're cheap enough. I wanted good mechanicals mnore than a pretty
looking car, and I think I found it - there's not a rattle squeek or
any clucks at all from it... and it gave 42mpg average on my way back
from Hounslow in rush hour.

I'm a happy chappy

<Gets defensive>
Their cars are ok, alright, it's their fucking bikes I hate
</Gd>

 

So, who's starting the 'Lozzo owns *two* BMWs' Facebook group?

 

That just ain't gonna wash.

 

Post corrected.

 

Nice to see something has gone right for him, for a change...

 

Suits me then