I have changed my mind,...

http://www.stoof.co.uk/celtic-leathers3.jpg

 

Fucking hell.

You are Camping Gazz AICMFF whateveryougotmisters.

 

<goes to look>

GAYER.THAN.JULIAN.CLARY.

HTH.

 

Why not order black leathers and wear a shell-suit over the top? Not only
would it be cheaper to buy plain leathers in the first place but you can
update the design whenever you like.

 

better, but with that huge arrow on the front pointing towards your
cock, you better have something down there to live up to expectations.

 

S'alright I suppose.

<Tangential thought>

I've just thought of a cunning idea for avoding getting pulled....

Leathers with a *totally* different design/colour-scheme front & back -
complete with different names & brand logos.
Then, if you realise you're being pursued by the janitors, you just stomp
off ahead (until you're out of sight), turn around and ride sedately back
towards yours pursuers.
a) they won't expect you to be riding back towards them
b) they won't be as suspicious of a sedately ridden bike
c) any suspicions they do have might be overridden by the fact you look
*totally* different to the rider they were just pursuing.

I'm going to call it the Anti-Pur-Suit (tm).

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...."and look like a **** for half the price"

 

I'd do the 'Celtic' lettering in white rather than red, but apart from
that, I think they look ok.

 

Cool. I have one of his shirts.

 

heh.

 

heh. Um,... Yeh!

 

Nice.

 

WOW! A positive comment.

Thanks.

 

Now looks like a can of red bull

 

well they'll be able to see you coming, won't they?

 

I am now going to modify the "grey penis arrow"

Will that help?

 

Doubt it!

 

Gavsta says...

Why the **** are you letting this lot of tasteless cunts influence the
design of your leathers?

 

petrolcan says...

Black! All black with added black bits and black to finish it off,
that's what he needs

 

You don't have mirrors on race bikes.