I have a clinical need...

BGN wrote

4 stone no argument. Each kilo is prolly worth half a horse power.[1]



[1] By which reckoning I claim my Bindit to produce at least 150.

 

http://www.luxtenebrae.com/images/newwebready/fishtailb.jpg That's an
EXCELLENT bespoke dress.

If only places made fantastic clothing for men <sigh>

 

And it'll help me to stop being such a fat ****, and it'll save me
from being dead by the time I'm 30. Well, motorcycle permitting, of
course.

If I had a Bandit I would *have* to spray the word ARSE in front of
the logo - fantastic.

 

BGN wrote

It may not actually stop you from dying young but at the very least it
will put onset of the vice like pains in the chest back a few years.
Which is A Good Thing.

And it is always worth remembering that if you eat less you spend less
on food and the money saved can be put towards something important like
a new bike and you can boast that you currently only weigh a little over
9 stone.

 

It's actually a separate skirt and corset.

They will make anything you ask for - drop them a line.

 

I've had vice like chest pains for about five years now. Perhaps
that's not such a good thing.

I think my bones weigh more than 9 stone IIRC my "Ideal Weight" is
15-17 stone, so I'm going to aim for 15.

My first step towards being non-fat will be: STOP EATING SHIT FOOD.

 

Feck! Does the "B" stand for Big by any chance?

 

I realised they were two different articles just after I pressed send.
It's amazing how often I don't look at bespoke dresses.

"Hello flower, I'd like a corset to fit someone 6'6" tall, rigid back
protector in it. Yes dear, back protector. And then I want a
matching skirt made of leather, but with Kevlar knees and padded
sides, oh and bullet proof shoulders and albows. Yes, in red"

 

Gertrude?

 

Yes. Big as in tall though... What do you think the G stands for?

 

Gallant?

 

I know you're having a laugh, but they really will do anything you ask
for. Drop me a line if you want to know any more info, as I'd rather
not say too much more here.

 

oh go on. remind me of the link where you modelled stuff.

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BGN emerged from their own little world to say

I thought green.

I gather your gills were that colour for most of BOSM

 

Oh, you're so charming.

 

oh MY!

 

BGN emerged from their own little world to say

Go on. Email him, then post it here

 

Different strokes for different folks.

I like the CBR600RR because it's light, handles well and goes fast and
makes rrrr rrrr noises like a real race bike.

I like the BMW R series because they've bags of torque, are comfy to
ride, handle well and I even like the lazy noise of the engine.

I like Harley Davidsons because, er, it keeps people off the road whilst
they polish the chrome.

In an ideal world I'd have a variety of bikes for the mood I'm in or the
type of riding I fancy. Would even have a chromed up bike if I could
afford to pay someone else to polish it.

 

BGN wrote

I suppose I am lucky in that respect as I don't like Mexican grub.

 

Gushing?