I had to giggle...

Fucking pitiful it was. I was out in the Shagwah this afternoon, and got
stuck behind a truck doing 40. Ho-hum, but it was only a couple of miles
to a dual-carriageway, so I sat and waited.

A 9R came up behind me, so I shifted left, and eventually he trundled
by. And I do mean trundled... Leisurely top gear roll-on, from forty.

Then we hit the dual carriageway, and matey tucked in tight behind the
screen. And went up to a blistering 75. We passed a GATSO shortly after
that, and he slowed to 70 (as did I), and sat up. Then he tucked in
tight again and sped up to 75. He was in a full-on racing crouch. Doing
75. I passed him and carried on. Giggling.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Fucking pitiful it was. I was out in the Shagwah this afternoon, and got

Please tell me you weren't riding the *Bling" in earnest!


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PM#7
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Does "Shagwah" give any clues?

 

(The Older Gentleman) struggled
to ejaculate:

<copy and paste>

You thick ****, Robbo.

 

for most people it would or did.

 

If you need Robbo for that ...

... well, yeast isn't far behind.

 

so what form of transport was he using then?

 

It's posts like these which make me feel less thick

^^^^^^^
Agreed!

and I meant in the OP that the Bling ridden in earnest (As in trying to
catch something more sporty) was NOT a good idea at his age or for a machine
of that ilk.
Had **** all to do with anything descriptive as the other thick cunts might
have taken it!


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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Corfield

I was, indeed, in the Jag. Saying to Sharon "I really, really, *really*
wish we were on the BlingMobile, because what I'm about to do would be
even funnier."

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

My money's still on you being a thick ****.

 

Ok..........
<shrug>


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PM#7
..

 

Please tell me you weren't riding the *Bling" in earnest!

Nope.


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Robbo

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FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
..

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Rope

In fairness, it's never been put to the vote. And, frankly, the "Robbo's
A Thick ****" party would not lose too many deposits.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

I don't think Robbo is a ****. Well not in any nasty sense I mean.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

Oh, I don't mean it in a *nasty* way. He's a TC, and that's one of his
enduring... err... things.

Actually, it's time for A Terrible Admission.

The first time I met Robbo (at an Ally Pally show, IIRC), I heard him
talking and... I thought he was Cane.

Oh dear, I suspect I've just upset two people.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

shagwah [1] = jaguar car. A recent acquisition in the Eaton garage.

[1] I think this may even have an Austin Powers type film connection but
as I am clueless about the movies I may be talking complete and utter
bollocks.

 

I thought we'd done the "you don't have to be doing 190 mph" for a
racing crouch to be a good idea" thread. IIRC it went along the lines
of "if your neck's tired then any amount of sheilding from windblast
gives blessed relief".

Even if I dreamt that thread, "you're on a sportsbike and shouldn't be
in a racing crouch at 75mph" isn't that far from Jackie's "you're on a
bike and you shouldn't be sitting in queues".

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

<fx: dusts off popcorn machine>

 

.... and a cup of coffee.

Well done.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Christofire

Well, yes. But he sat up when he dropped to 70 past the GATSO, then went
back into to go back up to 75. It reminded me of me on my Fizzie, trying
to eke that last .000001 MPH by lying on the tank.

Possibly. But it did make me laugh.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"