I had quite forgotten

How easy it is to exceed the speed limit on a motorbike.

That is, until I saw the flashing blue and red lights of our friendly
police up ahead .

Fortunately they were simply protecting a broken down car in the outside
lane.

That's the first bimble of the new year taken care of then, although I
don't recollect having sutch a stiff clutch hand from riding.

 

Try tying her ponytail to the headboard next time instead of clutching
it.

 

That is, until I saw the flashing blue and red lights of our friendly

There was a whole posse of Police outside my local Merc dealers this PM
coming home, with some of our local ethnic hoodies being searched and
quizzed.

 

Probably tried to buy an 80K merc in cash.