I got a call tonight...

I was in the garage working on the Hurricane tonight. I had my elbows
up to engine, and pieces of metal flying. Suddenly, my cell phone rang
with the familiar tune of Linken Park. WTF, I thought. I answered the
phone and it turned out it was my good friend from tx.motorcycles
wondering if I died. Huh? He was laughing about all the bullshit going
on here in this newsgroup and wondered if I'd been reading it. I told
him no, that I was doing an engine swap on the Hurricane and didn't
have time for it....besides, it was slow as shit around the group.
After he explained all that had been going on, I became convinced that
the usenet yankee pussies were back and had nothing better to do with
their time. I finally finished up the Hurricane and buttoned it up. I
got the fluids in, and put all the hoses back together. With just a
slight modification, the Hurricane is now sporting a crated CBR900
motor.

After all this work, it's surprising to me how little there is to a
sport bike. The motor is held into place with two bolts and just hangs
in the frame. If the tires make it by Friday, I'll be ready for Mena.

Now, y'all have fun with the flaming. From what I've read, the Sheriff
has been busting y'alls asses.....again. And Ari Rectum is still
pissing his pants. Geeky is still a dumbshit (or was that a
"shitbird"?). Vic is still a pussy. Do I need to go on?

Some things never change, huh?

 

Yep, you and Billy are both shitbirds.

 

Oh, butt they doo, beewee. I got a call, too. No juvenile tunes
emanated from my phone. It turned out it was an acquaintance of yours
from tx.motorcycles that said your relationship is not quite in the
realm of friendship, exactly, more like tolerance. He said that you had
gotten a ticket for bad behavior in public and wanted to know if I had
read this. No, I said, you can't get a ticket for bad behavior. I was
assured you had. I guess, if it's at all possible to get a ticket for
public jackass, you'd be the first. Congrats! If the cops had been
there for the hotel printer or when you got tossed out of the
consignment shop, you'd have three tickets. Chip off the ol' blockhead,
you are.

 

Vic? Did *you* get a call tonight, too?

No I hadn't heard about brian cracking up his bike. Though I can say I
expected to hear such before too long. Sounds about right. bill makes a
jackass of himself in public, brian makes a jackass of himself in
public. bill is a pathological liar, brian is a pathological liar.
bill says dicks, butts, asses, pissing his pants, brian says pissing his
pants (it took a long time for that senator to get to the point where he
was tapping his foot and passing his hand under the stall). bill goes
slamming down to the ground on his bike in the rain, brian goes slamming
down to the ground on his bike in the rain. It doesn't matter whether
it's nature or nurture, brian's screwed.

 

Are you sure about all that, Vicky?

In all the time you've wasted with your bullshit, I've hotrodded my
Hurricane and been out riding it.

I don't give a shit about you or your stupid ass opinions. You're a
nobody and you'll always be a nobody.

At this point, I'm just waiting on the tires to come in and get them
installed for the trip to Mena where a bunch of us are going to enjoy
a good weekend of riding and friendship. What are you planning? More
bullshit from a nobody?

 

Slow down, poor lit'ol'Vic is just trying to be famous, again.. lol.. He's
desperate to play with the big boys.. Somehow, the boy has assoc-
iated being famous with engaging either of the Walkers on usenet..

His posts on a newsgroup so far from home.. tx.motorcycles has
never included a ride report or any indication that he even rides a
motorcycle.. Occasionally, he'll indicate that he MAY have ridden
something to the local Wal-Mart.. Never with any association with
the local motorcycling community in his area.. Knowing there are
a lot of real bikers in Michigan, it is more than curious that Vic would
be so fascinated with a motorcyclist forum in Texas..

Damned if I'll play usenet with a little pissant like Vic.. much less
contribute to making him famous by engaging with him.. Think about
it..

Bill Walker

 

Actually trashing you two shitbirds is a public service.

There is nothing big about shitbirds like you.

 

I thought the shitbirds were in Tarrant County???

I ain't never seen a shitbird, but from what you're tellin' they're
small creatures....

Hey Louie, you've been in Tarrant County all this time, ever seen one
of these shitbirds Queezy is talking about?

 

Yeah they're a bunch of nothings. You need to check out this Hurricane
now. Not as much power as I was expecting from it. It's a definate
improvement on the mid revs. After the tire changes then I'll be
changing the exhaust to give it a better sound. If it holds the way
I'm hoping, I might change the rear sprocket to a larger one to get
more torque from it on the lower side.

I still want to get that chameleon paint job on it with purple neons!

Maybe even let you ride it around awhile....maybe let you ride it to
Mexico!

 

Close, I know a Jack Shit

....louie

 

Don't you be bad-mouthin' someone that's near and dear.. That's nothing
more than trying to stir up some family trouble.. Everyone who rides Texas
know by now, that Bjay's wife is my first cousin, twice removed..

hmmm.. In the words of our own illustrious, top posting Big Ed.. WTF is
Jack Shit ? That's "Who The ****" not "What The ****".. (for the uninformed)

Then too.. this Geeky dude is so anonymous and guards his identity so
close.. if anyone ever ran onto him on a motorcycle or on foot, you sure

 

Not me, bud.. I'll be runnin' the old Green One to Mexico.. Those
hot sport bikes are great for you younger types, but this old man
will just sputter along on the Green Vulcan.. We'll get there, even
though you are waiting for me when I do..

 

Oh you would know...so would everyone else when you crapped your pants and
ran...

 

Did you put a 900 motor in a 600 frame?

That's pretty interesting; did you have to do any custom mounting stuff?


--

Andrew
00 Daytona
00 Speed Triple
71 Kawi H1
05 Kiddo

 

That was my first thought.. After he got all the plastic off that thing ..
That
new engine mounted right up with just two bolts.. He rode it over yesterday
and there was one helluva differnce in the sound of that bigger engine..
whew
that thing was downright throaty..

Never realized an engine change out on a sport bike was so easy, especially
when you'd go to a bigger engine like that..

Bill Walker

 

I wonder how hard it would be to put a 454 in my Goldwing?

Redshad

 

The 450 or 465 hp one?

 

WTF for ? you already break sound barriers on that damned thing..
Haven't you notice when we run down the highway, folks are stainding
on the side of the road, looking and listening to the sonic booms.. lol

 

Jerry.. get your ass back up here and you and Brian fix that thing
for him..

 

Kinda frightening to think that the only thing holding a high speed
rocket together is some plastic screwed together around a basketball
hoop type frame and an engine being held in place by two bolts....

Maybe I better slow down!