I feel a lynching coming on

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-HONDA-RED_W0QQitemZ180281671559

(Horrible customised 400 Four)

 

I'll tie the knot; you pull.

<Checks seller's other items>

**** me ragged.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-HONDA-BLUE_W0QQitemZ180281662692

 

It's not that bad...

<looks closer>

OK, mebbe it is.

I'll kick away the chair, OK?

What is it with this guy? I mean, it looks like it's got most of the
original bits, so why those bars, that rear light[1] and the fucking
leather roll on the front.

As for the paint-job...

[1] I can forgive the rear mudguard, cos I know how difficult they are
to get, but why such an abortion of a rear light? Even if he can't get
an original, but there must be plenty of innofensive substitutes
around.
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The message <1imnmnu.87fnhkqon5ysN%>
from (The Older Gentleman) contains these
words:

Things could be worse:

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/temp/vincentchop.jpg

 

How to make a 400/4 look like a late sixties Sportster. I dunno, I'd
rather have the Sportster.

 

You were put in mind of this:
http://www.champ.org.uk/bikes/images/vincentchop.jpg, weren't you?

 

Yes, indeed )

 

And 'blue valve caps'. Don't forget them.

 

I managed to avoid reading that far...

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..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (b.rogers at ifrance.com)
\`\ | /`/
`\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
`\|/`
`

 

Bloody Rays again!

 

He's probably thrown a perfectly good lifting handle in the skip, too.

 

It's not perfect - no forwards, no tassels, the saddle area is a mess and
that trailer mudguard on the back is a bit gash. And WTF is that thing
tucked behind the tank, a pencil case? Other than that, it's not too bad.
I've seen worse.

You use Rope, I'll use Nige.

 

Ginge.

 

`my carer has made me realize that i cannot ride anymore'

You don't say.

 

That's about, um, 5 minutes from me.


--
Pete M - OMF#9

BMW 325i SE Touring
Range Rover V8 Turbo

"Wait! We can't stop here, this is Bat Country"

 

Huh?
You're going to do Rope, using Nige as a condom?

 

But but but, it's got blue valve caps and those alone make it worth the
money.

 

After I read the bit about the blue valve caps, I started vaguely scanning
the top of the engine before I came to my senses.

 

What else are they good for?

 

that is rather dire. sad thing is, he seems to have spent both time and
money to produce it.