I Don't Know Much About Bikes...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by sweller, Dec 10, 2003.

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  1. sweller

    sweller Guest

    "..but that's a good looking machine, I like it."

    So said the chap at the off licence whilst looking at the MZ ETZ I'd
    abandoned outside. And no he wasn't taking the piss, FFS.

    Get your cloak you've pulled...
     
    sweller, Dec 10, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, sweller
    Did his guide dog piss up the front wheel?
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 10, 2003
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    Old Fart at Play Guest


    "I don't usually like bikes but that Ducati is beautiful
    and I'm not wearing anything under this fur coat."
    Mercedes woman in Sainsbury's car park, Alderley Edge, 1981.
     
    Old Fart at Play, Dec 10, 2003
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    Obviously on Day Release and desperate for a shag.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 10, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon
    Yes, but what about the woman?
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 10, 2003
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    The one who nicked the Merc? Out shoplifting, by the sound of it.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 11, 2003
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    Brownz Guest

    Sorry..... that was actually me in drag......
     
    Brownz, Dec 11, 2003
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    Phil Launchbury Guest

    "There's Winston Churchill dressed drag.."

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 11, 2003
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    Statto Guest

    #He used to be a British Flag
     
    Statto, Dec 11, 2003
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    CT Guest

     
    CT, Dec 11, 2003
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    Statto Guest

    Unfortunately, no.
     
    Statto, Dec 11, 2003
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    CT Guest


    Oh. So you won't want to hear how damned good it was then?
     
    CT, Dec 11, 2003
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    Phil Launchbury Guest

    Likewise :-(

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 11, 2003
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    Phil Launchbury Guest

    <Loads ballistic missile, enters co-ordinates>

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Dec 11, 2003
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    Statto Guest

    <fx: sticks fingers in ears>

    Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
     
    Statto, Dec 11, 2003
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    Ed Weatherup Guest

    What is it about bikes and Genesis?
     
    Ed Weatherup, Dec 11, 2003
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    Jeremy Guest

    Quite a revelation, eh?
     
    Jeremy, Dec 12, 2003
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    CT Guest


    <fx: mass Exodus>
     
    CT, Dec 12, 2003
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    sweller Guest

    Dear John...
     
    sweller, Dec 12, 2003
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    CT Guest


    And tonight Matthew...
     
    CT, Dec 12, 2003
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