I didn't cross post this, though it was tempting.

basically this is verbatim lifted from another group.

"I used to have a "Ducati" sticker in the back window of the Volvo,
sited in
the bottom left edge of the tailgate's glass. Motorcyclists trust your
judgement more & don't climb all over you in order to get past. "

 

Guy Fawkes wrote:

<some bollocks>


What on earth made you think this was even remotely amusing, let alone
worth repeating?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:

What made you think it was supposed to be amusing?

I've got bike stickers on my Mondeo. Not because I don't want bikes
climbing all over me but because when I have the chore of driving it I
want at least one biker who spots it to know I've at least got an
interest in bikes.

 

Superb. I thought he might have been serious until I read that bit.

 

<AOL>

 

Sadly enough, when questioned about the physics of this claim his response
was:

"The rear seat thing, It is rare that I fold them down, but it has to be
said that when folded they remove a bit of weight. Vertical seats exert more
downward force because the energy is focused on a smaller surface area. When
horizontal, the weight is spread and so is less per Centimetre squared."

When people started laughing he deleted both of his posts and vanished from
the forum.

If anybody is interested he listed his occupation as policeman.

--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Cor, imagine how fast Bonwick's 10R would go if it was clean ...

P.

 

I'm sitting here with my jaw on the desk. Nice to know, in a way,
that the fuckwits spread their presence about a bit.

 

TOG@toil, ,
wrote:

On which note...

A hunter's making his way through the jungle when he comes across a
pygmy standing next to a huge dead beast.

"Did you kill that", asks the hunter?

"Yes I did", replies the pygymy.

The hunter looks amazed. "How on earth did you manage to kill something
that big?"

"I killed it with my club", says the pygmy.

"How big's your club", asks the hunter.

"Oh, there's about 60 of us."

 

It doesn't need cleaning, it's had far better done to it than that.