I demand royalties.

Steve Parry says...

My little sis[1] used to read those. IIRC[1] the biker lad always rode
a Fizzy Custom or suchlike, so my view of you is now dimmed further.

<insert one of Bear's smilies here>

[1] 4 foot 10 tall, so no matter how old she gets she'll always be
little sis. I also have fat sis and elder sis.
[2] Little sis used to show me the story to find out what bike it was.

 

Lozzo fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

In this story I was an uber courier with a Yamaha (although the pics
clearly showed a K100RS, complete with quote "Gosh, look at that Yamaha
is'nt it big")

The lead tarts boyfriend was also a courier, they rowed, I got
hospitalised in an accident, she thought it was her boyfriend but they
lived happily ever after ... never found out if I died or not


--
Steve Parry
K100RS SE & F650
and a 520i SE Touring for comfort [temporarily scarred]

(not forgetting the SK90PY)

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

 

I would have added IIRC to that statement aswell.

Bear has smiles? my I have been gone a while...

<boggle>

 

Only professionally

 

<splutter>

That will be keyboard no.2 you bastard!!

JB

 

Steve Parry says...

This was recently then? You fucking gaylord! Did you wear that BMW
Compac jacket?

Do you need a clue?

 

Lozzo fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

No .. I've had K100RS's since 1985 ISTR it was about 1987 when I was
living in Surrey.

You may be right .. this may be hell :S


--
Steve Parry
K100RS SE & F650
and a 520i SE Touring for comfort [temporarily scarred]

(not forgetting the SK90PY)

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

 

a) I don't have any direct involvement with "interweb business"
b) I could do with a fucking pay rise.

 

Nice haircut.

 

Molly_Thai says...

You don't think it's a touch too severe? Maybe some gel or wax to liven
things up a touch?

 

SP wrote

More or less yes. Unless the person who is the object of the picture is
an A list celeb going about their private business. Then snapping away
is not allowed. EU legal precedent innit.

 

As far as you can tell from the back left.

 

Nah, a few highlights maybe

 

You read my mind.

 

BGN says...

My hair's doing that naturally, at a very slow pace.

 

Little Bruvver used to buy one or two for the problem pages. They were
hysterical.

One - I forget which - used to print the *answer* to your problem
question, but not the question itself, which made for fascinating
reading.

So you got:

"Sarah of Scunthorpe: no, your brother will not go blind if he does
this, but he should change his sheets."

"Gina of Glasgow: this man is very sick indeed and you should tell your
parents immediately."

"Mandy of Manchester: no, your doctor does not have to tell your
parents, but I would hide them if I were you."

And so on and so forth. We used to while away the hours dreaming up ever
more unlikely questions that fitted the answers.

 

The Older Gentleman says...

That's a fucking lie too. Have you seen the lenses I need now?

 

Verdigris says...

For a nice bloke, you can be a complete bastard at times.

<have one of Bear's smilies>

 

Ah, sculduggery !

 

Bear says...

There was I thinking you were a genorous bloke with a smile for
everyone, even if dished out by proxy.