I demand royalties.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Jul 6, 2005.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Lozzo, Jul 6, 2005
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    In which picture?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 6, 2005
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  3. Lozzo

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    Lozzo, Jul 6, 2005
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  4. Lozzo

    SP Guest

    ICBW, or mistaken, but I'm sure the person who has been photographed
    does not hold any licence or recourse over the use of their picture, as
    it belongs to the photographer.

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    Lesley
    CBR600FW
    SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
     
    SP, Jul 6, 2005
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
    Oh well, they caught your best side.

    I'd leave it at that, IIWY.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 6, 2005
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  6. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Lozzo, Jul 6, 2005
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    petrolcan Guest

    ICBW, or mistaken, but I'm sure Loz is not looking for recourse, just
    publicity :)
     
    petrolcan, Jul 6, 2005
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  8. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    petrolcan says...
    I don't mind the publicity, but I'd like money even more. It's nice to
    see that photo is over a year old, and I haven't lost any hair.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 6, 2005
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  9. Lozzo

    SP Guest

    Hmm, I think you may have a point there. After all, how often has he
    seen himself from the back like that? Can he even *prove* it was him,
    wivout a DNA swab?

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    Lesley
    CBR600FW
    SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
     
    SP, Jul 6, 2005
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  10. Lozzo

    SP Guest

    That you know of ;o)

    --
    Lesley
    CBR600FW
    SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
     
    SP, Jul 6, 2005
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  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SP
    <hands Lesley a Q-Tip>

    Away you go, girl.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 6, 2005
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  12. Lozzo

    SP Guest

    A Q-Tip? More than one way to get a sample, you know.

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    Lesley
    CBR600FW
    SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
     
    SP, Jul 6, 2005
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  13. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Lozzo, Jul 6, 2005
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  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SP
    I was expecting her to shove it up your arse at the appropriate moment,
    to distract you so you didn't spot the sample jar.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 6, 2005
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  15. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Klaatu says...
    <Father Ted mode>

    Dougal, this one is small, that one is far away.

    </FTM
     
    Lozzo, Jul 6, 2005
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  16. Lozzo

    petrolcan Guest

    <aside to WUN>

    That wasn't Loz you were replying to
     
    petrolcan, Jul 6, 2005
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  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
    Oh ****, so it wasn't. It just goes to show you what happens when you
    allow preconceptions to rule. I am obliged to the esteemed Mongwrangler.
    Allow me to rephrase:

    "I was expecting you to shove it up his arse at the appropriate moment,
    to distract him so he didn't spot the sample jar."

    Better?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 6, 2005
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  18. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    Oh FFS. Just give me a copy of the Snap-On catalogue and a sample pot.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 6, 2005
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  19. Lozzo

    Klaatu Guest

    Fairynuff.
     
    Klaatu, Jul 6, 2005
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  20. Lozzo

    Steve Parry Guest

    Lozzo fumbled, fiddled and fingered:
    I had royalties for being a "model" once

    35 quid and a free cheeseburger.

    Now the embarresing bit .....

    It was for that photo story teen magazine "My Guy", they wanted someone
    with a bike in a photo shoot they were doing and a friend of a friend
    put my name in the frame ..




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    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort [temporarily scarred]

    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Jul 6, 2005
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