I can see the future

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Gyp, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    Gyp, Mar 16, 2009
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    Champ Guest

    Hmm. I was about to post that she walks nearly as naturally as I do.
    But I won't now.
     
    Champ, Mar 16, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    Ogden will be ordering one up soon, as long as they supply the eels as
    well.

    --
    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Tourer
    Fireblade 929 (For sale)
    CBR600F-W trackbike
    SR250 SpazzTrakka,
    SR250 wivva topbox
    TS250C
    RD400F, somewhere
    I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
    fear of having their motives questioned
     
    Lozzo, Mar 16, 2009
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    Krusty Guest

    Maybe, but they'll never have the dexterity to remove the protective
    film from a visor insert.

    Having said that, I'd still give it one.

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    Krusty

    '03 Tiger 955i
    '02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
    '79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)
     
    Krusty, Mar 16, 2009
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    des Guest

    The cameraman spends an inordinate amount of time focusing on 'her'
    arse, IMO...

    D.
     
    des, Mar 16, 2009
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    Champ Guest

    Christ yes. As I posted some time ago, the perceptions I got during
    the various stages of my recovery have been illuminating:

    Wheelchair: Mong
    Two crutches: An otherwise healthy chap recovering from an injury
    One crutch: Some long term disability; probable child molester
    Limping: We don't know, but wouldn't trust you as far as we can
    spit.
     
    Champ, Mar 16, 2009
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp
    That bit at the beginning, want to know what she's saying?

    "Yeah, an' I got three holes, too!"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 16, 2009
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    Gyp Guest

    As my right knee, ankle and foot and pretty much given up, I limp around
    the office a hell of a lot these days. I take solace in the fact that
    most people think it's a sporting injury.

    Either that or they're taking the piss.
     
    Gyp, Mar 16, 2009
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    "RoboShop. The future of store enjoyment."
     
    Pip Luscher, Mar 16, 2009
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  10. Kawasaki rider: certifiable.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 16, 2009
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    darsy Guest

    lessee - so it walks around, *talks* and looks a bit spastic?

    I can't see it taking many sales away from realdoll.com.
     
    darsy, Mar 17, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    So pretty much back to the pre-accident situation then, eh?
     
    ogden, Mar 17, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    She'd have to supply her own funnel.
     
    ogden, Mar 17, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Can't be more than a minor firmware tweak to make it stop talking when
    you smack it in the face.
     
    ogden, Mar 17, 2009
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  15. When I have to use a walking stick (ie when the arthritis was bad) I
    was amazed - people would open doors for me, give me seats on crowded
    trains et. al.

    Maybe I just look more trustworthy. Or more pathetic - take your pick!

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Mar 17, 2009
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  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Phil Launchbury
    It's just that no-one wants to sit next to you in case it's catching.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 17, 2009
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    Veggie Dave Guest

    Veggie Dave, Mar 17, 2009
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    Champ Guest

    Nailed.
     
    Champ, Mar 17, 2009
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  19. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Pinned, screwed, plated, etc, etc...
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 17, 2009
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  20. I haven't found this to be the case with me. Mine was a skydiving mishap.
     
    michael bothe, Mar 17, 2009
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