I bought an edible motorcycle

Owen wrote

Vegetarians ain't they, who can possibly fathom how they think?

 

perhaps Suzuki used cheesewire.

 

ginge wrote

Can you do that on a 4 string Banjo? I'll give it a go.

 

Good thinking, one of my landlords sons nicked a tin of the stuff from
that was in the garden. He opened it, and put it in a locker at school.
It caused a whole section of the school to be evacuated and closed off
for a while. The little tinker.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache belched forth and ejected the
following:

It must be something like that. I was going to ask if it was like
karaoke

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Pip Luscher belched forth and ejected the
following:

It's got to brie something like that.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Whinging Courier

We should get the opinion of a couple of regulars.

Cab-and-Bear possibly?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Oh yes, pickled Herring is very good. I haven't graduated to the
Icelandic semi-rotten shark yet, but you can never tell.

 

If it's what I think it is, I don't think he should.

 

The message <>
from steve auvache <> contains these words:

/mice/

No, definitely not. When I was a pre-teen I used to keep mice, and they
delighted in noshing flies and bluebottles, and even the odd earthworm
and woodlouse was relished.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Quiet! We were all concentrating on not rewarding him.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

He's on the garotte list.

 

The message <>

I gouda n'idea we're going to regret this.

 

He should be put in fetas

 

What's up, you old roulé?

 

Odd that. Mostly they don't eat wire insulation, thank ****. One of them
had a penchant for the plastic lid of a tub of Boss White in the van.
Neatly nibbled his way in, leaving shards of red plastic all around
until he could get to the glorious linseed oil putty shit inside. Poor
little bugger must've been starving, which I promptly used against him
by baiting a trap with a bit of dogfood.

Dogfood, it's the only way. I actually mean a bit of those dog treats,
the reddish strips.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

Folding@Home Team UKRM
http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=47957

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Rusty Hinge 2 belched forth and ejected the
following:

My rats like woodlice and since I've been putting them in the bathroom
as part of their daily out-time, I've noticed a distinct lack of
spiders, too[1]. The do like cables though and think nothing of munching
USB cables, phone charger cables[2], pens, the back of my sofa...

[1] Because I saw one the other day and thought it'd been ages since I
last saw one.
[2] They even lick the brass terminals that plug into the phone. I think
they like the electricity. They better not eat the cable next to their
cage, 'cos that's plugged into a fan heater and it's switched on!

 

I'm with you on this one, Brother Pip.

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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear belched forth and ejected the following:

The little bastards have chewed a saucer sized hole in the back. I've
given up cleaning the foam up. They found a placcy bag and dragged that
in there and started chewing that. There's bits of sofa and placcy bag
all over the place...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear belched forth and ejected the following:

What utterly disgusting animals.

Fair play to you; I couldn't live in that kind of squalor.[/QUOTE]

It doesn't make a lot of difference to the general surroundings tbh.

Nah, they're lovely.

Really and no, I don't want to try what they taste like roasted