I apologise

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Sir.Tony, Jan 12, 2005.

  1. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    I jumped a red light, I'm not proud of it. It will not happen again.
     
    Sir.Tony, Jan 12, 2005
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  2. Never mind Tone. If you switch on Discovery channel *now*, there's a
    lady on the red team that is the spitting image of Trish. In fact, I
    missed the names at the beginning and it could be her.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 12, 2005
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  3. Her name's Jemma but she sounds like a bloke and is just your sort of
    thing after what you told me in Graham's waiting room.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 12, 2005
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  4. Sir.Tony

    Slider Guest


    I bet you were drunk as well.
     
    Slider, Jan 12, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    Is Tony capable of getting a jump in a red light district?
     
    Eiron, Jan 12, 2005
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Sir.Tony
    You stupid ****. People like you shouldn't be on the road. And you have
    lost any right to post this group as well. You fucking murderer!
    They all say that, you murdering scum.
    With murderous filth like you on the road? Bit difficult.

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    Nigel Eaton, Jan 12, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    Post your numberplate details.
     
    Ginge, Jan 12, 2005
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Sir.Tony says...
    How many times is it now that your mum has told you to stay out of
    *that* room?
     
    petrolcan, Jan 12, 2005
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  9. all people guilty of traffic law violations should be put to death. Join
    the queue for the electric chair you guilty bastard.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jan 12, 2005
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    AndrewR Guest

    Bear wrote:

    Hey look, so do I.

    Even though I've repeatedly called his mother a cum-guzzling, cock-licking,
    arse-offering slut.

    I reckon she's just glad of the free advertising.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Jan 12, 2005
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  11. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    <snip>

    Add me to your kill file. Twat!
     
    Sir.Tony, Jan 13, 2005
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  12. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    I'm going to watch everything you say, and build up a list to get you
    cut-off.

    I'm now targeting you. Any one who every said anything libellous will be
    targeted next after I've got him cut-off(including Graham).
     
    Sir.Tony, Jan 13, 2005
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    Cab Guest

    AndrewR bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
    lines of:
    Wasn't she on the www.veronicamoser.com site?
     
    Cab, Jan 13, 2005
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  14. Cab wrote:

    I think that shows her giving birth to Sir Tony.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Jan 13, 2005
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  15. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    But I don't drink & drive.
     
    Sir.Tony, Jan 13, 2005
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    Sir.Tony Guest

    I saw it, but the fuse blown when her face appared on my television, i would
    hate to think what would happen if trish was on the telly.
     
    Sir.Tony, Jan 13, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    You'd probably sit there wanking, because she looks so much like your
    mum.
     
    Ginge, Jan 13, 2005
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    AndrewR Guest

    Or walk & chew gum, I'll wager.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Jan 13, 2005
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  19. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    You don't who your father is, that because he is your older brother.
     
    Sir.Tony, Jan 13, 2005
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  20. Sir.Tony

    Sir.Tony Guest

    I don't drink that disgusting stuff.......yuck.
     
    Sir.Tony, Jan 13, 2005
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