A colleague passed on to me the following verse: I do be a farmer, my name is Bob I'm widely renowned for the size of my knob It's too big for the wimmen, it do make them weep But it's just the right size for my cow and my sheep. In an unguarded moment, I repeated it to Laura, who memorised it almost instantly (funny how kids can learn when they want to) and repeated it to a school chum, who wrote it down on a bit of paper and stuck it up on the school notice board. This caused great mirth, and the teaching staff have got the thought police in to find the culprit. Fat chance. Sprog and co-conspirators are radiating innocence in the far ultra-violet... -- Platypus - Faster Than Champ VN800 Drifter, R80RT DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19 BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11 BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Platypus You are bad. Bad, bad, *bad*. Which is worrying. Because (apparently), I'm worse.
**** no, I'm a thought villain. -- Platypus - Faster Than Champ VN800 Drifter, R80RT DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19 BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11 BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15
Excellent. **** 'em if they can't take a joke. -- Dave GS 850 x2 / SE 6a SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3 FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
I discovered this a few years ago when I recited to jamie & Helen: My friend Billie had a ten-foot willie He showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake and she hit it with a rake Now it's only five feet four. And it was all over their respective schools within 24 hours, and The Doctor had a complaint from some mother about how our daughter had taught her obscene doggerel. I *like* little Laura already, btw.
Ah, I see a chip off the old block in the moulding... -- O 1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery. 1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. ----- 1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o | Numbers ... | o | Stuff ... | ooo | Life ... -----
I discovered this a few years ago when I recited to jamie & Helen: My friend Billie had a ten-foot willie He showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake and she hit it with a rake Now it's only five feet four. And it was all over their respective schools within 24 hours, and The Doctor had a complaint from some mother about how our daughter had taught her obscene doggerel. I *like* little Laura already, btw.[/QUOTE] Oh she is *class*... -- O 1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery. 1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. ----- 1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o | Numbers ... | o | Stuff ... | ooo | Life ... -----
