I am a nail magnet.

I'm having a tremendously bad day.

I rode the bike to work, hoping to get the rear tyre repaired at
lunchtime.

The tyre fitters (I went to two) said they couldn't repair it as it was
too close to the shoulder of the tyre. One suggested putting in that gunk
to seal it so it won't continue to leak, but not bother about repairing
it, just change the tyre in a month or so. I think the nail must have been
in there a while, but I just hadn't noticed, as it's been going down about
2-3 psi per week (there's not enough tread left to warrant a repair
really).

I put the gunk in, and found that I just picked up *another* nail - this
time going at 45 degrees in through the tread and out of the tyre wall. So
I need a new tyre after all, which I can't get until monday. No biking
this weekend then.

 

oh well, there's always dressing up like a forest-pixie, and buggery.

 

Well, yeah, but they're so overrated.

 

Only you could phrase a response like that. Nice to see the equality
and respect course has had zero impact.

 

^^^^^^

you didn't really think it would have had, did you?

 

I've not tried dressing up like a forest-pixie, but I'll take your
word from it.

 

No - but a miracle may have taken place. One never knows.

 

While it was funny, it wasn't really offensive, was it.

 

Is that a hint that you've tried the other, then?

 

well, neither to confirm or deny, but I've only ever had sex with
women.

 

http://www.strapon.com/

 

Champ wrote

Well, not by UKRM standards, no ...

I'm waiting for my course, i've not heard anything yet. Is this an EU
directive or something ?

We had an ethics awareness course last year. But I doubt that's
relevant

HTH

Paul.