I ache

I had typed a whole message in this fucking box through Google Groups
about the utter shitter of a day and week I've had touring various
southern hotels but this sodding INTRAWEB CUBICLE bollocks I'm having
to use just wiped the whole lot off which is probably a good thing.

I would go back to bed again but I appear to have been allocated the
worst room in this stupid hotel which has a flood light on the wrong
side of my curtains, sex maniacs either side of my room and someone who
is trying a bit too hard to be the new Olympic JUMP JUMP JUMP champion
in the room above.

In summary: <sigh> HOME SOON.

 

You take the job, you pay yer price.....

 

Cue Toad The Wet Sprocket: Something's Always Wrong.

 

<snip>

Didn't get a shag from the Big Bold Sea Captain, then, I take it?

 

#...buried 'er face downwards, she's a bloody long way to go.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman belched forth and ejected the
following:

"You have a woman's purse"

 

"Bet you've never had yer legs torn clean off by a killer shark..."

--

Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24
OMF #15
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