I.A.M

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Cactus, Feb 19, 2005.

  1. Cactus

    SP Guest

    Cool!! You are indeed someone to be followed. I almost wurve you.

    --
    Lesley
    CBR600FW
    SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
     
    SP, Feb 21, 2005
    #21
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  2. Cactus

    platypus Guest

    <legs it>
     
    platypus, Feb 21, 2005
    #22
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  3. Cactus

    Owen Guest

    To help your roadcraft and riding skills?
    --
    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 21, 2005
    #23
  4. Cactus

    dwb Guest

    Have you/he not re-arranged that yet?

    If not, I'm sure a plan can be made this year, assuming you haven't decided
    that you're now immortal and no longer need the training :)
     
    dwb, Feb 21, 2005
    #24
  5. Cactus

    dwb Guest

    Alternatively improving your "sitting around waiting for ages" skills.

    And the occasional "no one has heard from your instructor in weeks - can you
    recall when you last saw her alive?" type question.
     
    dwb, Feb 21, 2005
    #25
  6. Doesn't work, if you get a discount for being a member of the IAM,
    then it's not the best priced company anyway. The best discount is
    achieved by living long, having a current policy and not claiming.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Feb 21, 2005
    #26
  7. Cactus

    platypus Guest

    Well, it was tentatively rescheduled for sometime in October, but I'd hurled
    my flabby carcass under a Volvo by then. I've sort of decided to resurrect
    the RT - I can't really see myself doing the training on a Z200, a Drifter
    or a Soviet combo with a top speed of 55mph.
    Still up for it, if I can find a slot in my diary.
     
    platypus, Feb 21, 2005
    #27
  8. On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 21:45:00 GMT, "platypus"

    [Dave corden bike training]
    I reckon you should do it on the soviet combo. Dave would die of
    laughter before you got to the end of his drive.

    I trying to picture how Mat Tab would have dealt with the outfit on a
    training day. I have an odd mental picture of him hurtling round a
    corner on two wheels but with the chair at 45 degrees with DC in hot
    pursuit. :)
     
    Paul Corfield, Feb 21, 2005
    #28
  9. Cactus

    Molly Guest

    And being female.
    <smug smile>

    --
    Molly
    "Gower School" By Appointment".
    GSX-R1000 (winter hack), Triumph Thunderbird,(year round hack)
    GHPOTHUF#27 TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1.
    SbS#23. DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
    http://www.sportsbike.org
    (our own race team)
    http://www.bikegirl.co.uk/ladies/racingladies.html
    "Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
     
    Molly, Feb 21, 2005
    #29
  10. Serious question, do the insurance companies take your gender as it is
    now or as it was at birth?
     
    Boots Blakeley, Feb 21, 2005
    #30
  11. Cactus

    Molly Guest

    I am legally female and I don't have to disclose any previous names or
    medical conditions.

    If they had the same tests when I was born as they do now I wouldn't
    have had the problems I've gone through all my life. My official
    medical status at the moment is "intersexed" since I was born with
    dual gender, mixed up chromosomes and genes. I even produced a lot
    more female hormones than male. After my operation all medical
    references to my trans status will go and I will just be another woman
    with some medical history. Of course, you lot on here know different.

    This is a dilemma facing many people in my position. Do I hide away
    and start my life all over again where no one knows me? Or, do I
    tackle life head on and try to keep my mates. The latter is obviously
    quite tough because people don't understand and there will always be
    little groups who are nice to your face but snigger and jeer behind
    your back. To me it is worth all that to keep my mates. Those who
    didn't know me before just haven't a clue that I was a genetic woman.
    Those who knew me before have totally accepted me as a woman. Most
    tell me that my past self is a fast fading memory.

    Most of my friends are female, hell I've even slept with lots of other
    females and I was the nervous one. But having the same feelings as any
    other healthy heterosexual female a cuddle in bed is for warmth and
    friendship. I did get hit upon by a couple of very good looking
    teenage lesbians who wanted to bed me and do very rude sexual things
    to me, that was scary. Ooops I've rambled on a bit. Needless to say,
    the past year has been very interesting.

    --
    Molly
    "Gower School" By Appointment".
    GSX-R1000 (winter hack), Triumph Thunderbird,(year round hack)
    GHPOTHUF#27 TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1.
    SbS#23. DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
    http://www.sportsbike.org
    (our own race team)
    http://www.bikegirl.co.uk/ladies/racingladies.html
    "Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
     
    Molly, Feb 22, 2005
    #31
  12. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    I'll bet. All the best, sport.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 22, 2005
    #32
  13. Cactus

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Obviously I'm missing something here, but where does fathering three
    children fit in to this scenario?
     
    Ben Blaney, Feb 22, 2005
    #33
  14. Cactus

    Owen Guest

    Get a different observer... :)
    --
    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Feb 22, 2005
    #34
  15. Cactus

    dwb Guest

    Alternatively Dave could go in the chair...
     
    dwb, Feb 22, 2005
    #35
  16. Thanks for that.

    BIG snip
    Bloody women ;)
     
    Boots Blakeley, Feb 22, 2005
    #36
  17. Cactus

    Molly Guest

    What I had worked but the jury is still out on the functionality of my
    ovaries. I could have a biopsy but they have to remove them anyway so
    I don't see the point.


    --
    Molly
    "Gower School" By Appointment".
    GSX-R1000 (winter hack), Triumph Thunderbird,(year round hack)
    GHPOTHUF#27 TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1.
    SbS#23. DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
    http://www.sportsbike.org
    (our own race team)
    http://www.bikegirl.co.uk/ladies/racingladies.html
    "Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
     
    Molly, Feb 22, 2005
    #37
  18. Cactus

    Molly Guest

    Actually it's more of a strip, peel and push. Let's not go down there.

    --
    Molly
    "Gower School" By Appointment".
    GSX-R1000 (winter hack), Triumph Thunderbird,(year round hack)
    GHPOTHUF#27 TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1.
    SbS#23. DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
    http://www.sportsbike.org
    (our own race team)
    http://www.bikegirl.co.uk/ladies/racingladies.html
    "Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
     
    Molly, Feb 22, 2005
    #38
  19. Cactus

    platypus Guest

    "In a sidecar, /everyone/ can hear you scream."
     
    platypus, Feb 22, 2005
    #39
  20. Cactus

    Molly Guest

    Yes I know and I thought I added a little bit to the humour in the
    spirit it was intended...I think.

    --
    Molly
    "Gower School" By Appointment".
    GSX-R1000 (winter hack), Triumph Thunderbird,(year round hack)
    GHPOTHUF#27 TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1.
    SbS#23. DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
    http://www.sportsbike.org
    (our own race team)
    http://www.bikegirl.co.uk/ladies/racingladies.html
    "Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
     
    Molly, Feb 23, 2005
    #40
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