A guy goes over to his buddies farmhouse for an early morning hunt... As they are returning with no luck in seeing any deer, the owner of the farmhouse looks through his scope and exclaims his wife is cheating on him. The other guy asks whatcha going to do, the reply is I am going to shoot her in the head and the guy is going to get it in his private parts. The other guy asks how you going to get them to hold still for both shots? THe shooter replies I can do it with one shot... -- Keith Schiffner History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it. Robert Heinlein
