How to ...

.... frighten your work colleagues.

Go to the barbers in your lunch hour with a somewhat longer than normal
hairstyle and return with a grade one all over haircut!

Once *I* got over the shock of my hair being that short I've decided I
really quite like it.

 

Paul Corfield wrote

Up until yesterday afternoon I was toying with the idea of a haircut but
a bird put a plait in me mullet and it changed my mind completely.


I am going to get the split ends done in the spring though.

 

Hmmm! Plaited split ends.

 

Lighter fluid over their in tray, light and stand well back

Put a paperclip between the live and neutral on the kettle plug...
....plug in
....just wait for them to switch it on!

Any more?

Leveller

 

That's very gay.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Linger said:

Indeed. He'll be putting one of those studded "leather condoms" over his
plait next, like I saw this trike riding bloke wearing in the BBC1 day
time show "Cash In The Attic"

 

YKIMS
Short beard and you'll look like half of UKRM

 

"Are you Ben Sales?"

Paging Cane...

 

And Eddie...

And Daz...

And SteveP...

Hmm.

 

Yeah, but specifically Cane.

 

You've obviously not seen a picture of me then!

 

Paul Corfield wrote

Could it be any worse that the real thing?

 

pot, kettle, black

 

You have one online?

 

Cane was clean shaven at NEC

 

In my case I grew my hair for a bit... got sick of it, cut most of it off
again and got thoroughly depressed to find more thining patches.
And my GF, bless, is pointing out grey hairs now.

Apparently it's okay to be grey, just not bald.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, dwb said:

When I shaved my beard off the shaving cream made my tash bits look
grey. Looked good it did, rather distinguished looking.

Oh...

 

Champ wrote

And makes it all the better when you take the piss out of the slapheads
coz it is kin obvious that time is being kinder to you.

 

Never mind.

 

No such thing as grey. It's "distinguished silver" and I've got
shedloads of it.