How to wheelie

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Cane, Apr 16, 2006.

  1. Cane

    Cane Guest

    Cane, Apr 16, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    The fat:lack of power ratio of me:ER5 is astonishing as the fucker
    will not lift. I suppose I could sit further back on the seat.
     
    BGN, Apr 16, 2006
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  3. Cane

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    All you need to do is ride along in 1st at about 20mph, pull the
    clutch in , rev it to the redline, drop the clutch and pull on the
    bars. It'll loft one, have no doubt.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 16, 2006
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  4. Cane

    Cane Guest

    And if he flips it, at least it'll land on something big, gay and soft.
     
    Cane, Apr 16, 2006
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  5. Cane

    BGN Guest

    I'll give it a go.

    <Nick's next post is likely to be sponsored by the NHS and Bupa>
     
    BGN, Apr 16, 2006
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  6. Cane

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    He won't flip it....
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 16, 2006
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  7. Cane

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I can only express admiration for your dedication. Get it on film if
    you can please.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 16, 2006
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  8. Freddy Kruger, Apr 16, 2006
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  9. Cane

    Cab Guest

    Just don't post it if you die...
     
    Cab, Apr 16, 2006
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    Elly Guest

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    <Raises eyes heavenwards>

    --
    Elly - a Pixie finally firing on all cyclinders
    ZX9R-E1 - <Giggles>
    Spike - FZ400 - It's dead Jim!
    MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
    DFV#15
    http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
    elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk
     
    Elly, Apr 16, 2006
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  11. Cane

    Cane Guest

    If you're going to post from the grave, Easter is the time to do it.
     
    Cane, Apr 16, 2006
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  12. Cane

    Cane Guest

    Funnily enough I found video of you on my PC the other day!
     
    Cane, Apr 16, 2006
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  13. Cane

    Cab Guest

    Careful, you'll be KF'ed in a moment...
     
    Cab, Apr 16, 2006
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  14. Cane

    Cab Guest

    He'd better bloody hurry up then. Easter's almost over.
     
    Cab, Apr 16, 2006
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  15. Eh? What?
     
    Freddy Kruger, Apr 16, 2006
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  16. Cane

    BGN Guest

    Quite boring, actually.

    I tried it just on power without the clutch and nuffink happened. I
    then tried it as you suggested, 20mph, clutch in, full throttle,
    clutch out, just some quick accelleration and then it hits the rev
    limiter. Also tried it @ 30 in second gear.

    I then went up a hill and tried the same thing in first and the front
    end went very light for about half a second but I didn't notice any
    upward motion. Too many pies?
     
    BGN, Apr 16, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    God yes!
     
    Cab, Apr 16, 2006
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  18. Cane

    SD Guest

    No.

    Give it 'ere, ya big lump.
     
    SD, Apr 16, 2006
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  19. Cane

    Elly Guest

    Should I be worried?

    --
    Elly - a confuzzled Pixie
    ZX9R-E1 - <Giggles>
    Spike - FZ400 - It's dead Jim!
    MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
    DFV#15
    http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
    elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk
     
    Elly, Apr 16, 2006
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  20. Cane

    Elly Guest

    Do I really have to spell it out for you?

    Is your use of 'are cool innit' merely an attempt to amuse or is it
    because you is grammatically challenged?

    --
    Elly - a Pixie taking a short break from her field notes
    ZX9R-E1 - <Giggles>
    Spike - FZ400 - It's dead Jim!
    MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
    DFV#15
    http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
    elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk
     
    Elly, Apr 16, 2006
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