How to spot the faux-porridgewog Harleyisti

This started yesterday night, so I attended the first party [1]

http://www.barcelonaharleydays.com/eng/home.htm

[1] VIP invitation, free drinks and within walking distance from home.

I had pictures taken with a couple of guys wearing kilt + Harley leathers.
Then I asked:

- May I ask if you go regimental?

One felt dazzled and couldn't answer. The other replied and this is all I
could understand, expressed in standard English:

- He is <sort of hate>English</hate>, and yes we go commando.

I agreed before he suggested to check for myself.

Now, please don't ask me why I do ask people past midnight whether they go
commando or not. Alcohol, obviously.

 

D: So, you are porridge-wog, no?
PW: Why ya wee bastid, a'm gonna shite doon yer neck.
D: Que? <backs-off> No hablo inglés. <runs away>

 

Heh. Not exactly, it was more friendly as I introduced myself with a "hallo
there neebr!" I remember from Scottish Slang Productions [1]. Actually, all
I can manage to remember from [1]. I encourage señor Carmichael to do
something like that with Andalúh.

[1] http://www.paidmyre.demon.co.uk/