How to multiply your speeding fines a hundredfold

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Dr Ivan D. Reid, Oct 15, 2005.

  1. Dr Ivan D. Reid

    Dr Ivan D. Reid Guest

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...ulg15.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/10/15/ixhome.html

    Summary: rich couple invented fictitious former Bulgarian employee
    to escape two £60 fines. Ended up fined £9,100 plus £1,900 costs, plus
    ongoing consequences to his professional career.

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Oct 15, 2005
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    'Hog Guest

    WTF is this all about:
    " As a result of his court appearance Stuart Bromley is being
    investigated by his professional body, the Royal Institution of
    Chartered Surveyors. An RICS spokesman said he faced possible
    expulsion and a fine of up to £5,000"

    **** all to do with them. Still how on earth can they **** up
    something as simple as this!!

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Oct 15, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Dr Ivan D. Reid says...
    It's a damn good job I have cousins in Malta, USA, Canada and Australia
    who'll send postcards on my behalf.

    I vote we appoint Ace as our collective sacrificial speeder. We can
    claim he did it every time, just pay his fine for him and save the
    points going on our licences. All he needs is a wog-licence and we're
    home and dry.

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    Lozzo, Oct 16, 2005
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    'Hog Guest

    I think it's wise I post absolutely **** all about this! but yes with
    5 brain cells it's easy enough.

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Oct 16, 2005
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    Doesnotcompute Guest

    'Hog wrote:

    <g>

    <applies for duplicate UK licence before handing in current UK licence
    to swap for a cloggy one>




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    Doesnotcompute, Oct 16, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Doesnotcompute says...
    <Frantically searches through filing system to find Maltese licence that
    needs to be renewed soon>

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    Lozzo, Oct 16, 2005
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  7. Dr Ivan D. Reid

    'Hog Guest

    Well obviously you would be a clueless **** not to do that at the very
    least!
    Better still take you test again in Holland rather than trade it in.

    Have friends in another jurisdiction with more than 5 braincells
    covered on your policy.

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Oct 16, 2005
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