How to install a security system the Arkansas way.

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Jan 30, 2006.

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    1 Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a
    really big pair.
    2 Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
    magazine.
    3 Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
    4 Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big
    Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in 15 minutes. Don't
    disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed and are mad as hell."
    (Signed, Billy Bob, Langley, Ar.)

     
     
    BJayKana, Jan 30, 2006
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