How to frighten a car driver

When the teenage girl in what is evidently her first car pulls out
stright in front of you, on a roundabout, in scuzzy conditions, follow
her round (after you've recovered from the near heart failure, and found
first gear from whatever gear you were in when you jammed on all the
anchors).

Get in front of her, and at the next traffic queue, put on hazard
flashers (if fitted) and disembark. Stroll to car and rap on driver's
window.

When she starts visibly bricking herself, just smile sweetly and say
politely: "Please don't do that again. I do not want to die just before
Christmas." Re-mount, and leave.

DAMHIKIJK,OK?

 

The Older Gentleman says...

Which roundabout?

 

BTDT. It works with old gits in builder's vans and bus drivers as well.

DAMHIK, BIDAW

 

Newish one on the Sutton/Banstead borders.

 

The Older Gentleman says...

What exit were you taking?

 

"Lozzo" said to The Older Gentleman says...

Fuggdat, did you get her number?
--
Donegal Paul - On the mend
Maico Letta 247cc - Needs work!
Reserved space!
Lambretta Li186 - crashed and bashed
Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk

 

In tonight's paper!

http://www.prestononline.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=73&ArticleID=904586

more of the photo was printed in hardcopy, it shows what bikes
are up against.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

not all of us...

 

Well done, Einstein. Another car driver who is now convinced that bikers
are aggressive, violent fuckwits who don't hesitate to take the law into
their own hands.

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Ok, seriously now:

1) How do you work that out, when he was polite to her, and in all
probability has actually make her *think* about bikes before pulling out in
front of them?

2) How is this any worse than pulling alongside a car driver at speed,
taking your eyes off the road to stare at him for several seconds before
zooming off into the distance?



On a completely unrelated note, I watched a documentary on the Milau Bridge
construction. That looks quite awesome, especially looking down on the
clouds from the bridge deck..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4095385.stm

 

He scared her. Christ, _I_ get flamed to hell and back for 'frightening'
car drivers.

At no point have I put a car driver in a position of fear [1].

It does look a bit tasty, doesn't it ?

[1] this isn't actually 100% true, but we'll cross that bridge [2] when
we come to it
[2] kah-boom !

 

genuine_froggie wrote

RTFFAQ newbie.

 

"genuine_froggie" replied to The Older Gentleman

WTF are you on about? He was perfectly polite in his response, Ive done this
a few times where some blind fucking bint's pulled into my path and never
had anything but an apology from them, at which point I accept this and just
ask them to be aware of bikes. Makes the point without going all nuts and
doing damage.
--
Donegal Paul - On the mend
Maico Letta 247cc - Needs work!
Reserved space!
Lambretta Li186 - crashed and bashed
Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk

 

A bint in a car who sees biker get off, wander back to hger caar and rap on
the window _will_ shit herself. TOG's ...

'When she starts visibly bricking herself'

.... indicates that he knew this, and indeed it was probably the reaction he
was seeking.

 

Oh, do **** off, I thought you'd finished being a hypocritical jumped
up twat


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MRO# - cant remember

TDM850 - Gone
GSXR750 - Waaaaaaah, flash flash, bugger, burble burble

 

I'd hate to steal someone's job. Now go and **** yourself, wanker.

 

Ooh, get her

Sorry, should that be "does the truth hurt desi wesi"? calm down


--

MRO# - cant remember

TDM850 - Gone
GSXR750 - Waaaaaaah, flash flash, bugger, burble burble

 

Quite.

There's 'truth' ... and there's infantile jibes from blokes like you.

If you see what I mean.

 

Is that a 8m flying sausage shaped jibe?