How to cook a motorcycle???

I like to eat motorcycles, because they are simply delicious.But I'm
running out of recipes.

Do you have some recipes on how to cook a motorcycle???

 

It may be similar to cooking a galah. The standard technique is place the
motorcycle and a piece of blue metal in a large cauldron and simmer. When
the piece of blue metal is soft, throw the motorcycle away and eat the piece
of blue metal.

John Dwyer.

 

how did she manage to cook the engine :-( ?
Isaac.

 

this is probably a silly question BUT with only 2200 on the clock
where had the oil gone to ? Leaked or burnt ?
Isaac.

 

ONLY 800 K !!!!!!!!! :-(
not very confident of the reliability of their product are they ?
Isaac.

 

Warranty expires 2/3 of the way to the first service - really ? That's
frighteningly short.

 

More than that, it's insane. I would have thought almost illegal in
this day and age.

 

http://www.fairtrading.nsw.gov.au/Consumers/Motor_vehicles/Warranties.html#Motorcycles

Motorcycles
The Motor Dealers Act provides for a statutory warranty of 10,000kms
or 6 months after sale, whichever occurs first.

This applies to motor cycles that are capable of being registered in
NSW and that have travelled less than 7,000kms.

The warranty period is reduced however by 1 month for each 2,000kms
that the motor cycle has travelled before being sold by the dealer.

Motor cycles, which are not second-hand and which can be registered in
NSW but have been driven less than 7,000kms when sold, have a
statutory warranty of 3,000kms or 3 months (whichever occurs first).

Motor cycles that are not second-hand and are not capable of being
registered in New South Wales are covered by a statutory warranty of
5000kms or 3 months after sale (whichever occurs first) irrespective
of distance travelled at time of sale.

Second-hand motorcycles (capable of being registered in New South
Wales, that have travelled less than 30000kms, and are less than 5
years old at the time of sale) are covered by a statutory warranty of
3000kms or 3 months after sale (whichever occurs first).

Types of motor cycles not covered by statutory warranty:

second-hand motor cycles that are more than 5 years old or have
travelled more than 30000kms at time of sale
second-hand motor cycles that do not comply with relevant Australian
Design Rules (ADR's)
second-hand motor cycles that cannot be registered in New South Wales
(due to its design)
a substantially demolished or substantially dismantled motor cycle,
(this does not mean slight damage).

Cheers
Theo