how much is wheeeli school.

Coz I am old and unemployable the dole office have just offered me 300
squids to fritter away on any sort of training I want really and I
immediately thought that it could come in dead handy at improving me
biking skills.

Old Tone and his mates ain't so bad you know.

 

Absolutely. There's a national shortage of stunt riders, you know. It is
_the_ growth area.

I think you'll be good at it too - I mean, at your age death can't hold that
many terrors for you, can it?

Yes they are - that's my fucking money they're chucking at you. The sooner
euthanasia becomes mandatory[1] the better.

[1] Old? Alone, with no friends or family? Having a hard time making ends
meet? Baffled by the modern world? Then we're going to put you in a
fucking box, granddad!


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AndrewR wrote

Swot I fort.

I didn't tell you about the rest of it did I?

You won't like it.

Nah, the experiment in Wales isn't over yet.

Only if they can fucking catch me.

 

Alan.T.Gower wrote

Really.

What do you do on the second day then?

 

You get two days for 300 squids.

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I don't like the fact that every month His Britannic Blairiness lifts 1200+
quid that I've pretended to work for and ... well, I don't actually know
what he does with it. Probably rolls naked in it, or something.

Since he came to power the cost of running Government departments has risen
by 50%, which is pretty consistent with him and his ugly, ignorant cabinet
rolling naked in used tenners every day and then burning them all.

The fact that he's taking the surplus and giving it to elderly scroungers
who don't even _pretend_ to work is just beyond the pale.

Admittedly he's spent a lot of my cash blowing up Iraqis. I've no real
objection to blowing people up, but I've only ever known one Iraqi and she
was quite fit. So, if he'd bothered to ask I could have given him a much
better list of people to blow up:

1. The French
2. The Welsh
3. The Merkins
4. The French again, in case any of them were out of the country the first
time.
5. Himself and his cabinet.


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AndrewR wrote

Actually therein is the catch. But there are some interesting
loopholes. Like getting money to fritter away on irrelevant training
for example.

Good business for trainers though.

 

Ah - the second day is spent visiting all the local 6th-form Girls colleges.

 

colleges.


I was going to say field work.

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Come to see me for kneedown action. ;o)

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Alan.T.Gower wrote

You can **** off, I know a euphemism when I see one.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Alan.T.Gower said:

Field, toilet, bin shed...

 

Remind us again who it is you work for

 

HSBC, Lloyds TSB, Asda supermarkets, H&R Insurance, Powergen and BT, mainly.

If, by "work for", you mean, "Why do you bother working?". If it wasn't for
that lot I could probably quit


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They fucking well are. Some poor ****; i.e. the likes of me have to pay
tax for lazy freeloading bastards like you to fritter away.

 

wrote

I don't fritter.

 

Wasting 300 quid on bike training at your time of life certainly sounds
like it.

 

wrote

What on earth has the time of life got to do with it? Is there an upper
age limit on hooliganism that I am unaware of?

If so then it needs fucking shifting or else I am going right on through
it with one finger raised proudly in the air.

 

Money spent
------------------ = Return on investment
Years before Death

 

Eh? that means when years before death are less you get a higher return.