How long can a man survive...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 8, 2005.

  1. Lozzo

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Heh.

    about the only funny moment so far this series.
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..76331.../...19254.../..30836.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
    '^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967
     
    Salad Dodger, Aug 10, 2005
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    dwb Guest

    It has virtually nothing good in it - flour and sugar - very healthy :-|
     
    dwb, Aug 10, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    "They came in search of Paradise..."
     
    platypus, Aug 10, 2005
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    Simes Guest

    Rope said:
    Good point - well made. I don't have a dressing gown.
     
    Simes, Aug 11, 2005
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    Champ Guest

    As recently posted here :
    http://society.guardian.co.uk/health/news/0,8363,1534350,00.html

    Very good article, imo.
    But where do you get your pot noodles from?
     
    Champ, Aug 11, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    I get Nong Shim from the Korean bloke's shop.
     
    sweller, Aug 11, 2005
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    simonk Guest

    I got Mong Shin from long distance running
     
    simonk, Aug 11, 2005
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    petrolcan Guest

    Not a baked bean in sight all week.

    Steph and BigJ make a great pair whilst roasting.
     
    petrolcan, Aug 14, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    petrolcan says...
    <spit>
     
    Lozzo, Aug 14, 2005
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    Elly Guest

    I've offered many times, he just doesn't want to learn.

    --
    Elly - a tired Pixie
    ZX9R-E1 - <Giggles>
    Spike - FZ400 - It's dead Jim!
    MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
    http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
    elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk
     
    Elly, Aug 14, 2005
  11. Elly wrote:

    Living in the same house as you, he has no incentive!



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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    Doesnotcompute, Aug 14, 2005
  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Doesnotcompute
    Eh? What?

    <Scrolls frantically back up thread>

    Oh *RIGHT*! Cooking.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 14, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    That's the long way of saying I'm a ****, isn't it?
     
    Lozzo, Aug 15, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Doesnotcompute says...
    *Ding*
     
    Lozzo, Aug 15, 2005
  15. Thank you. I was beginning to wonder if there was any logic to my logic
    IYSWIM.
    Lazy spoilt bugger. He's got no right to complain on here when you
    toddle off for a holiday then.
     
    Paul Corfield, Aug 15, 2005
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    Beelzebub Guest

    He did actually manage to rustle up excellent fry-ups when I was around, so
    he is capable.
     
    Beelzebub, Aug 15, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Beelzebub says...
    This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^....
    .....is closely related to ....
    ..... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this
     
    Lozzo, Aug 15, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    She's singlehandedly ruining my reputation.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 15, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    She's from Glasgow, right? An excellent fry-up could be half a pound
    of toenails in beef lard, so long as it's cooked over a high heat in
    a non-stick pan.

    The physical violence is a bonus, honest.
     
    ogden, Aug 16, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    ogden says...
    Nope, try again.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 16, 2005
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