==A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. _"Magic Beer"_, he says. ==She thinks he's a little crazy, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" ===="Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. ===The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window. =====She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. =======The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real ''asshole'' when you're drunk============ 'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a Yet another golden oldie Bjay! It's funny every time I hear it. It's sort of like the "little Johnny" jokes that never grow old. Always worth a few chuckles when dusted off every few years. __________________________ Mick McHam Houston, TX '01 ST1100 ABS, STOC# 1134 '00 VFR800FI http://www.hal-pc.org/~mmcham
(Mick) The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real ''asshole'' when you're drunk << Yet another golden oldie Bjay! It's funny every time I hear it. It's sort of like the "little Johnny" jokes that never grow old. Always worth a few chuckles when dusted off every few years. __________________________ Mick McHam Houston, TX '01 ST1100 ABS, STOC# 1134 '00 VFR800FI ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, it has been a little dry in tx.moto the last several days, so thought somebody may not have heard this one, and get a laff for the day. Actuallly, I dont recall having heard it, myself. ~ 'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
ONe More. This'un will make ya' proud, it's funny, but makes ya feel good as you grin. ================================ A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God still waiting." It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and ~threw his best punch~ knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting ~~your right to behave like an idiot~~, so He sent me." 'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
If y'all are going to post jokes, let's have one that's constructive, shall we? The Bathtub Test: During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon, or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" -- Sunny Williams sunny will at tx vets period org IRPK, ISRA #7123, Deerslayers Director/Webmaster for Texas Veterans Assoc., Chapter 3 http://www.txvets.org/ "... if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."
Sunny that was, a constructive one, and it gave me a good LOL, on this hot ass August Thurs--day. Jokes are better than flaming, eh? posting jokes, makes our Txmoto forum, appear to be active, heh-heh, atleast,you did your part. 'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
Since this is Txmoto, I can't resist. An Aggie had a frog on his and try as he might, he couldn't get it off. He finally decided go to his doctor. When he got there, the doctor said "What can I do for you?" The frog replied "Think you can cut this wart off my ass?" Ted
Ted enters a funny one: ''Since this is Txmoto, I can't resist. An Aggie had a frog on his and try as he might, he couldn't get it off. He finally decided go to his doctor. When he got there, the doctor said "What can I do for you?" The frog replied "Think you can cut this wart off my ass?" Ted Since this is TxMoto, heh-heh. yeah, I get it. Ted that was a good'un. 'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
