Hope he was alright!

I saw a red bike well a truly trapped underneath a small white van
early this evening on the west bound M180 hard shoulder. The van was at
right angles to the road, nose hard into the banking. I hope the rider
was OK.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Harry Bloomfield

Did you manage to blag any spares?

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Are you allowed to have 3 arms?

 

Yeth Mathter, it ith permithable.

Si

 

Excellent Toadfoot, it won't take you so long to polish my shoes. Now
snap to it man.

 

ITYWF that he's called Igor actually.

 

He's my bitch, and I'll call him what I like. Get your own.

 

OK have it your way. But when you are conducting your diabolical experiments
and you call out "Toadfoot, stand beside the machine that goes nmmm nmmm
nmmm" it just won't sound right, there'll be no clap of thunder, no "yeth
mathter" reply, your bitch will just stand idle, and you'll never reanimate
your hatchet job.

 

**** 'im. One less twat on the roads. And one less white van too, with
any luck.

 

Why did you knock him off in the first place?

--
Phil Kyle, Interweb Leg end

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"Can we put the recent unpleasantness behind us?"

- Craig "Fatboi" Oldfield