Hoorah for the feisty Greek bird

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 7, 2009.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8189296.stm

    "The woman admitted assault after dousing the man's private parts in
    alcohol and igniting them, but says she did so after being sexually
    harassed.

    Police on the Greek island say the tourist was drunk and had waved his
    genitals at several girls before allegedly groping the suspect. "

    He won't be doing that again in a hurry, I suspect.

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    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 7, 2009
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    Paul Carmichael Guest

    So, when a drunken bird gets her tits out and touches a bloke up, he'd be
    ok to set fire to her tits?
     
    Paul Carmichael, Aug 7, 2009
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Carmichael
    Equality in all things. Absolutely.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 7, 2009
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Although as a beardie I'm a bit doubtful about the subsequent licking
    of the burning alcohol off her tits.
     
    Colin Irvine, Aug 7, 2009
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    Geo Guest

    This version of the story is much nicer than the one I read in the local
    papers, where it is alleged that the girl just threw a vodka at his face and
    then, depending on the version, either lit him up herself or did nothing but
    he caught fire when he tried lighting a cigarette, the pissed idiot that he
    was. I didn't read anything about him exposing his bits either, just
    indecent gestures and inappropriately touching the girl. Think I'll go with
    the beeb version, 'tis much nicer.


    Geo
     
    Geo, Aug 7, 2009
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    Geo Guest


    Just because we're equal doesn't mean we're the same... although I also
    agree out of principle that men should be allowed to fend off female
    harassers in the same ways women are allowed to do with blokes. Mace the
    b*tch I say.


    Geo
     
    Geo, Aug 7, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    I clicked the link, saw "British tourist" and didn't bothrer reading further
    for fear he'd have some kind of excuse.

    Fucking typical lager supping arsehole.

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