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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by deadmail, Jan 19, 2007.

  1. deadmail

    deadmail Guest

    Well, that's the 2005/6 tax return submitted and it looks like they owe
    me six hundred quid, which is nice.

    I have to ask why I prevaricate so much when it's a simple task that
    only takes an hour.

    Still, done now.
     
    deadmail, Jan 19, 2007
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  2. I do that. Prevaricate, I mean. I also check back against the last one,
    which is how I discovered that on last year's, I'd got a figure wrong. So,
    they owed me another five hundred quid. Which they then paid me. Very
    pleasing.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jan 19, 2007
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  3. deadmail

    CT Guest

    Is this you being a smug cock again? :eek:)

    I sent my cheque off earlier in the week - just over ukp6800.

    They do owe me about ukp700 through other routes, though, but I won't
    get that back until after the end of this tax year.
     
    CT, Jan 19, 2007
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    TOG Guest

    I prevaricate, troo, but evidently not as much as you. And I throw it
    all at the accountant anyway.

    Dunno why, really, as it's simple enough to do, but working out how
    much I've got to pay the taxman is something I hate doing, so I just
    let the abacus-man come up with a final figure.
     
    TOG, Jan 19, 2007
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    I did mine about a week after they sent me the letter last year , but I knew
    they owed me £600 which I wanted sharpish :0)
    --
    Alex

    "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away"

    www.drzoidberg.co.uk www.ebayfaq.co.uk
     
    Dr Zoidberg, Jan 19, 2007
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    Switters Guest

    AOL. Saves me doing the sums.
     
    Switters, Jan 19, 2007
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  7. deadmail

    deadmail Guest

    Eh? Makes no difference if you do it online. The only difference it
    makes is that you get the option to pay tax you owe through next year's
    code (which I didn't expect to apply to me since my expenses exceeded my
    dividends and what-not; but not by as much as I'd expected...
    mode=smug_cock again)
     
    deadmail, Jan 19, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    TOG@toil, ,
    Well, with the online thing it's a piece of cake really. The guides are
    pretty good, I've even managed to work out how to apply taper relief
    using them in the past.
     
    deadmail, Jan 19, 2007
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  9. Careful, when the tax man *owed me* over £4,000 he sent threatening
    letters about the bailiffs coming around to collect it.
    [Story posted yonks ago]
     
    Mick Whittingham, Jan 19, 2007
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    Klaatu Guest


    What ! Do it yourself ?

    Then what are these things called "accountants" for ?
     
    Klaatu, Jan 19, 2007
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  11. deadmail

    deadmail Guest

    Wasting money on?
     
    deadmail, Jan 19, 2007
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  12. <scratches head><wonders what people are talking about>

    The Uni takes mine out of me pay.

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jan 20, 2007
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  13. deadmail

    deadmail Guest

    Well if you're paid enough to take you above the 20% tax band then you
    probably owe tax on any UK investment returns.

    Once upon a time everyone in the higher tax rate got to fill in a tax
    return. I think they simplified this some time ago.
     
    deadmail, Jan 20, 2007
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  14. For fear of being whooshed but TfL take make off my pay. Doesn't stop me
    having to complete a return in respect of my total income and the fact
    that I owe HMG more money as a result of having to pay 40% on interest
    on savings. Yes my tax code changes to allow it to be collected but I
    still have to do the form (the simplified one now). I never have any
    work related expenses or mileage so none of that comes into play.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jan 20, 2007
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  15. deadmail

    deadmail Guest

    Institution fees?
     
    deadmail, Jan 20, 2007
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  16. Yes I'm sure someone would pay money to get me put away in an
    institution ;-)

    Seriously I'm not a member of any professional body. The closest I
    could get to is the Chartered Institute of Transport but they changed
    the rules years ago which prevented me from joining then and I haven't
    been bothered since.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jan 20, 2007
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  17. Ah. Do you a) not pay higher rate tax? b) make pension contributions or c)
    do any business mileage?

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jan 20, 2007
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  18. <snort> Additional pension contributions?

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jan 20, 2007
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  19. They keep writing to me and saying I don't need to do a tax return. I keep
    telling them I do. They always owe me money.

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Jan 20, 2007
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  20. nope
     
    Paul Corfield, Jan 20, 2007
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