Holy Roller

Seems the hard core Southern Baptist/Jehovah Witness/hypocritical nutjob
type dude at work bought himself a shiny new 1200 Sportster with our
recent bonus checks.

I am told by his ex-con son-in-law that before he took the Rider's
Course (at the Harley dealership), he decked himself out in full HD
regalia: boots, jacket, helmet, the works.

Based on my knowledge of this guy, I do not expect this to end well.

But hey, he took the MSF, so here's hopin'.


/How do you keep a Baptist from drinking your beer?
/Bring two Baptists.

 

All you need to do is take him to Yankee's and Drifter's and tell
him how much the ladies go for Harley biker guys. Don't forget to
mention that the ones wearing a vest that says "Property of" are
open for almost anything. Just be sure you're way back in the
corner when body parts start to fly.
SKooter

 

Am I not supposed to wear Harley gear on my Kawasaki? How the hell else
am I supposed to get my pose on?

 

Really, I don't hate the guy *that* much. Hell, I actually don't hate
him at all. But that would be kinda fun to watch.

 

I am unsure as to his exact denominational preference, however, i do not
consider hypocritical nutjob to be mutually exclusive to either of the
other two terms.

What's to be jealous of? his gullibility? perhaps i should clarify that
he purchased the Harley merchandise about two weeks before taking the
class, and about a month and half before purchasing the motorcycle. If
he had done this with Kawasaki gear, I would consider him even more of a
tard. at least the Harley gear has some resale value.

/my face is really sunburnt, so i look extra satanic this week.
//like Hellboy, only with long hair instead of horns

a.) Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Jesus H. Rollerskating Christ i hate
that movie.

 

==Do the hard-core SB/JW nutjob workers at your place, get bigger
''bonus checks''?
If so, I'd be getting me some hard-core nutjob religious training.,
somewhere.<g>
'Cause them new 1200 Sportsters, do 'cost'' a pretty penny.
Biff, is he gonna be able to ride with you and your other pals,
dressed out in his new HD Garb? <chuckleing> JayT=

 

===You damn right. Especially riding by'em in a Ford special EDHD
PickUp truck......becha' looked bad.....
Where's the other bad asses today...bigol'ED,Reg,TheLouie,nonnymuss...
and that roaming dude, Redshad.....Hail!

 

As long as he doesn't get all preachy, I don't care. He got a slightly
bigger bonus, but it was based on tenure, not on being a nutjob. The
gubment left me barely enough to buy an 883 after taxes, let alone all
the poser gear I'ld need.