Hobbies can be hereditary

Heh, my Grandad was on my mothers side. Used to bore me shitless about
Rudges, Douglases and all sorts. Wish I'd taped him now really!

 

And you're now taking it out on us? ;-))

 

Not just you lot.

 

Imagine your grandkids in 30 years' time:

"Oh, God, do you remember how Grandpa used to go on about his old
Kawasaki triples? And his Honda 250? And his ZX?"

(I aim to do something similar to mine)

 

I don't spend all evening drinking any more. It's amazing how much
productivity has gone up in our house in the evenings (fnar).

 

Not drinking = not spending all night in the pub = time to
read books.

 

Last night I went to the pub to read a book.

 

Do you go to the library to drink beer?

 

No.

 

30 years time... ****.

"course, the boring bastard is dead now and he gave me the creeps when
he got his 'Werthers original' out"

 

Rubbish. 15 and 42 I reckon.

Course I'll be dead in 37 years so that's nice.

 

I'll be kicking 'till 2053, apparently.
****, an' I'm bored already.