Ho-hum - my turn

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Krusty Guest

    Yeah I was wondering about that, although not the 'bespoke' bit. I
    reckon there's a market for a really, really sexy rearset design that
    doesn't need a remortgage to pay for them. Something with the
    functionality of Gilles or Sato, with a reverse shift option, but with
    a sleek, minimalist design rather than something that looks like it
    came straight from the set of Aliens.
     
    Krusty, Sep 15, 2009
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  2. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    72degrees Guest

    Commiserations.

    I was told just before the summer holidays that my 12 hour a week
    contract had been renewed until March.

    Doubt it will run beyond then.
     
    72degrees, Sep 15, 2009
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty
    Hah! They don't take sugar-mongs.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 15, 2009
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    Nige Guest

    fannybatter.
     
    Nige, Sep 15, 2009
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    fishman Guest

    Phew! After all the other posts about people who had died, a post
    entitled "Ho hum - my turn" did cause me more than a little morbid
    worry.
     
    fishman, Sep 15, 2009
    #25
  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, fishman
    <waves shroud, rattles chains>

    WooooOOOOOooooOOOOOO!

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 15, 2009
    #26
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    boxerboy Guest

    Welcome to Unemployed Uk Rec Motorcycles. Commiserations its a right
    pain in the arse.

    Mate of mine is about to stop being unemployed by being a self
    employed Morris Dancer. He will be teaching kids at schools all over
    the midlands how to Morris dance. Seems schools are happy to pay £200
    a day for his services. I think he is only doing it so that when he
    gets a new passport next year he can put " Morris Dancer" as his
    occupation.

    Boxerboy
     
    boxerboy, Sep 15, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Discrimination innit?


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Sep 15, 2009
    #28
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    wessie Guest

    I find the best way to crack a walnut is to stick a knife in and twist...
     
    wessie, Sep 15, 2009
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  10. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    wessie Guest

    Muck & WUN sitting in a tree...
     
    wessie, Sep 15, 2009
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    wessie Guest

    Yes. Contact S Fry Esq as he seems to be on a mission to save the manatee
     
    wessie, Sep 15, 2009
    #31
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    YTC#1 Guest


    Its not the end of the world.

    Who do you work for again ?
     
    YTC#1, Sep 15, 2009
    #32
  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, YTC#1
    No one you've heard of.

    Ooh! There's the problem, right there! ;^)

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 15, 2009
    #33
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    YTC#1 Guest

    Plenty more fish in the sea.
     
    YTC#1, Sep 16, 2009
    #34
  15. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, YTC#1
    Oh hell, yes. I'm just mildly pissed-off that we have to go through this
    "consultancy" pantomime and I can't just go home and start fishing.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 16, 2009
    #35
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    YTC#1 Guest

    I grew tomatoes
     
    YTC#1, Sep 16, 2009
    #36
  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, YTC#1
    I'm at home, and trying to find my fishing rod.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2009
    #37
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    darsy Guest

    try sucking in your gut a bit more.
     
    darsy, Sep 17, 2009
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    Pip Guest

    <sigh>

    It'll be leaning against your red and white toadstool, where you left
    it.

    Again.
     
    Pip, Sep 17, 2009
    #39
  20. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip
    Blimey! That's uncanny.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 17, 2009
    #40
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