Hmm..

Champ

<fx: reads 'conception' looks at Champ; raises eye-brow>

 

Mother of all Summers Meet?

 

wrote

As messages go that the UK really don't want any more immigrants unless
they come with bleached skin and clutching a crucifix and piles of money
it is a very good one and it gets the message to those who need to know
in a remarkably cheap manner.

 

TLSG wrote

I keep telling the burds that but it don't make any difference.

 

Power Grainger said...

Oh book me in for some of that. I'll maybe be able to help with some
handy BDSM kit from under my bed to assist with a ventouse birth, or
possibly some rather natty forceps I've been designing. I should have
enough steel left over from a scrapped fuel tank to make them.

When I was a young lad I was apprenticed in the engineers workshops at
South Wing hospital in Bedford. One of my more menial jobs was to stamp
surgical equipment with the legend 'BGHSW' so it would be traceable. One
day I got a batch of 10 vaginal speculums[1] (specula?) to stamp. When I
opened the box I found 11 of them, so one went home with me. I fixed it
with a key-ring thingy onto the buckle at the side of my leather jacket,
and over 2 years of attending bike rallies no-one commented or asked
what it was. It was quite handy for opening beer bottles and doing
Donald Duck impersonations. I lost it when I had my a crash in 1981, it
wasn't with my kit when I woke up.

[1] Better known as fanny clamps. Used in gynae examinations to hold the
vagina open for a better look-see up the chasm.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo said:

Heh, *nice*

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Well, in your case, it would have to be. A friend and a turkey baster
would probably be favourite.

 

Champ said...

A friend would be more difficult?

 

LOL.

Absolutely brilliant.

Reminds me of a mate who used to use a steel artificial hip joint (he
was a surgeon) as a priest[1], when he went fishing.

[1] Isn't that what you call it? You club the little fishies over the
head with it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

Aye, that's it. "Administering the last rites".

 

Champ said...

It was a question, not a statement.

 

In this case the French probably learned from us; it's happened plenty
of times in British prisons. Or rather, to British female prisoners in
an outside hospital.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

The thieving bastards. Can't trust anyone these days...

Mind you, I can just imagine the scene in casualty.
"Ere sister, he's got a fanny clamp on his leather."

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

I was a necrophiliac until some rotten **** split on me...

....I'll get my coat.

 

you're volunteering to let Andrew be sick into you?

Kinky.