Hmm..

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Phil Launchbury, Feb 10, 2004.

  1. Nice to see the Land of Liberty is keeping up the good work :)

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040210/325/elnlo.htmlOA

    (For the bandwidth challenged - story of a French prisoner handcuffed
    to the bed while undergoing labour..)

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    Phil Launchbury, Feb 10, 2004
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  2. Phil Launchbury

    Catman Guest

    Or not in fact

    Document not found

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    Catman, Feb 10, 2004
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  3. Power Grainger, Feb 10, 2004
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  4. How do we know she didn't ask for it?! I for one will be requesting
    chains and leather-bound men in masks when I give birth... ;o)
     
    Power Grainger, Feb 10, 2004
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  5. Phil Launchbury

    HooDooWitch Guest

    [Hint: htmlOA hasn't been invented, yet.]
     
    HooDooWitch, Feb 10, 2004
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  6. Phil Launchbury

    CT Guest


    Indeed. Try knocking off the trailing '0A'.

    Except, I really want to say:

    "NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....."[1]

    [1] I just can't take any more of this. This is going to be yet
    another Des vs. UKRM & The World thread now.

    <fx:holds head in hands>

    *sob*
     
    CT, Feb 10, 2004
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  7. Phil Launchbury

    AndrewR Guest

    It's just stupid, isn't it?

    Much better to have them handcuffed to the bed for the conception.


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    AndrewR, Feb 10, 2004
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  8. Heh, you did the same search as I did then? 'prison handcuff' or
    somesuch.

    I was pretty sure there was a case in the UK where a prisoner gave
    birth whilst 'restrained' - how the **** they think a woman in labour
    is going to be able to run away, I do not know.
     
    Power Grainger, Feb 10, 2004
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  9. Phil Launchbury

    AndrewR Guest

    The ukrm Birthfest?

    Cool. Put me down for a tent space, breakfast and a bag to be sick in.


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    AndrewR, Feb 10, 2004
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  10. Phil Launchbury

    Champ Guest

    There's another way?
     
    Champ, Feb 10, 2004
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  11. Phil Launchbury

    HooDooWitch Guest

    Stick me down for a gimp suit ... and a spare sick bag for Andrew. ;)
     
    HooDooWitch, Feb 10, 2004
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  12. Heh, you boys, always teasing...
     
    Power Grainger, Feb 10, 2004
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  13. Phil Launchbury

    AndrewR Guest

    What? That would mean taking the gag out as well!


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    AndrewR, Feb 10, 2004
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  14. Sounds just like the BOSM...maybe it should be the (unofficial) MOSM?

    (Middle of Summer Meet - for the hard-of-thinking)
     
    Power Grainger, Feb 10, 2004
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  15. 'in baby jesus pink or cot-death blue'

    what was that from?
     
    Power Grainger, Feb 10, 2004
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  16. Phil Launchbury

    Zobo Kolonie Guest

    Yebbut they'd have to be conscious...
     
    Zobo Kolonie, Feb 10, 2004
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  17. Phil Launchbury

    TLSG Guest

    Well necrophilia is not illegal. Yet.
     
    TLSG, Feb 10, 2004
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  18. Phil Launchbury

    AndrewR Guest

    If you think that "gag" is synonymous with "buttplug" then maybe you _do_
    talk out of your arse.


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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Feb 10, 2004
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  19. But unconscious /= equal dead.
     
    Power Grainger, Feb 10, 2004
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  20. <FX Smug Grin>

    Pats Nfilter encouragingly

    /sg
     
    Boots Blakeley, Feb 10, 2004
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