Hic

Lagavulin 16 y/o. "Suits you Sir". Damn but this girl knows how to do the
job properly.

Next, a large Argie steak and a proper helping of Yorkshire Brewery.

"I am just going out and may be some time"

 

It is loverly but I still prefer the Ardbeg.

 

Really? I find Ardbeg far to blunt.

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heh - that works even with the typo.

 

Right. That reminds me of another thread I was going to start, but
I'll piggy-back on here instead.

So, you porridge-wogs: you call your self "Scottish" and say that the
only thing that is correctly referred to as "Scotch" is whisky or
eggs.

Why is there an advertising campaign promoting "Scotch beef"[1]

[1] with an obvious homosexual in a kilt.

 

As I haven't lived there for years I have no idea!

 

And why don't their children (sorry, weans) play hop-scottish?

 

that's an easy one - they're too busy drinking WKD and mugging
american tourists.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Halla

No.

"Dinnae ken" would do though.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Halla

<Grins toothlessly and raises bottle of Buckie>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Halla

We laugh because it's funny...

 

In a survey, 96% of Glaswegians said they enjoyed sex in the shower. The
other 4% said they hadn't been to prison yet.

 

Christ, I think even I need a translation and it's not unknown for me to
pose comprehension challenges.