Hi Vis Gear

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Vegetable Grower, Oct 5, 2006.

  1. Vegetable Grower

    Beav Guest

    You've seen what happens to bike riders when they're wearing hi-viz clobber
    I hope.


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    Beav, Oct 6, 2006
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  2. Vegetable Grower

    Beav Guest

    My missus was sat at the lights yesterday when a woman pulled across the
    road and smacked **** out of her drivers door. She then backed up, (the
    bint, not the wife) turned the steering wheel "just" not enough to miss the
    wife's car again as she attempted to get to the side of the road. That was
    the door fucked, then the front wing and bumper, but Mrs Wrecker wasn't
    satisfied yet, oh no, she didn't bother trying to limit the damage by
    stopping, she carried on and pushed the wife's car sideways into Mr White
    Van Man. So that's the front wing and bumper bent into a new shape and
    mirror and n/s door fucked too. White Van Man looked at the damage to his
    van (rear 1/4 and back light) and said "**** it, it's only t' firm's van"

    What did Mrs Wrecker say? Sorry love, I didn't see you", and that was after
    making eye contact with the wife before she pulled out. Quotes so far are
    around the 1600 quid mark. Un-fucking-believable.

    I've a feeling we've got a job to do next week.


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    Beav, Oct 6, 2006
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  3. Vegetable Grower

    Beav Guest

    Headstone reads:

    Here lies a dead man, killed by a dickhead, but **** did he look cool that
    day.



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    Beav, Oct 6, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    If she doesn't get banned for at least three years & prosecuted for
    dangerous driving, I really hope you'll be raising hell with your MP &
    the media over this.


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    Krusty, Oct 6, 2006
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  5. Vegetable Grower

    Molly Guest

    My experience of hi-vis gear is it's like painting a target on you.
     
    Molly, Oct 6, 2006
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  6. Vegetable Grower

    Hog Guest

    If one was riding a large white BMW down an English motorway one might
    find it amusing....
    Completely waterproof too of course.
     
    Hog, Oct 6, 2006
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  7. Vegetable Grower

    Hog Guest

    Shirly he is displaying a SOH
     
    Hog, Oct 6, 2006
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  8. Vegetable Grower

    Hog Guest

    and your point is?
     
    Hog, Oct 6, 2006
    #28
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    immediately.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 6, 2006
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  10. Vegetable Grower

    Ian White Guest

    <fx: Looks up "quaking" on urban dic.>
     
    Ian White, Oct 6, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    I don't recognise him from that angle - is it anyone we know?

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  12. Vegetable Grower

    David Thomas Guest

    Although I wear a Hi-Viz vest, I think that it may be becoming associated
    with learner riders nowadays, some drivers may then treat you with the same
    contempt they do learner car drivers.



    David
     
    David Thomas, Oct 6, 2006
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  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    No, just some bloke in the queue for the Pahnd Island ferry this year.

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  14. Vegetable Grower

    Molly Guest

    This is true.
     
    Molly, Oct 6, 2006
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    Fitz Guest

    I never used to bother in good visibility, but put on a yellow and
    reflective thingy in misty, rainy, dank dark manky weather conditions.
    I don't know whether it helped or not, but I certainly found I could
    see other bikers better in these conditions with hi-viz on. Normal
    weather it didn't seem to make any difference what people were wearing.
    In fact I think it's things that are out-of-place that attract peoples
    attention the most, so maybe you should ride with a large elephant suit
    on, or a large pair of comedy breasts (gold naturally).
     
    Fitz, Oct 6, 2006
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  16. Vegetable Grower

    HVB Guest

    No... you can't prevent something from pulling out in front of you,
    even if your observation is spot on. Doesn't mean you have to hit it
    though, that can be something you can control through observation.

    IME people often look but they don't always take in the information
    presented to them. The hi-viz jacket gets noticed and gives other
    road users an additional visual cue that I'm there.

    In some cases I can see the drivers reaction when they notice my
    presence - specifically when they're coming out from a side turning.
    You can see the realization on their face. Certainly a higher
    proportion do now than before I started wearing it. It deters the "I
    think I have enough time - I'll chance it" crowd.

    HVB
     
    HVB, Oct 6, 2006
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  17. Vegetable Grower

    HVB Guest

    I'm addicted. And besides, everybody needs some element of risk in
    their life... but that doesn't mean I want to maximise it.
    That's your choice, and that's cool with me. I wouldn't suggest
    making hi-viz gear mandatory.

    HVB
     
    HVB, Oct 6, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    I'll probably repair the car, bill the insco and go for a ride on t' bike.


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    Beav, Oct 6, 2006
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    Owen Guest

    Well you're in the right trade to see the effects of some really
    dumbfuck things... It still doesn't cease to amaze me, I'd better
    stop, if I start ranting... I'm still in pain from my rear-ender of 4
    weeks ago, I haven't been able to ride the bike because of the pain in
    my left shoulder... Grrr!

    Yours, Angry of Reading...
     
    Owen, Oct 6, 2006
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  20. Vegetable Grower

    deadmail Guest

    (SteveH) wrote in message
    You say that like it's a bad thing. There's nothing like riding a large
    white BMW to get cars the **** out of my way.
     
    deadmail, Oct 6, 2006
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