Hey BTH

Postman Pat left a couple of Southern Comfort & lemonade premixes here.
Bring some blue dye & we'll make you some genyewine poofter drinks

 

ha ha, snigger, snigger!

 

But he can see me.....

 

*BTH retrieves his "People who Piss Me Off" list*

Pisshead Pete

 

~
[mental note] MUST TRY HARDER!
Clem

 

I'm honoured to have made the grade BT!

 

That's the third time BTH has only listed me once on his hate-list. Mine
must have a use-by date (as opposed to BTH, who has a badly-used date).

 

At least BT's still *got* a date,Coney...(and not in a jar by his bed)

Postman Pat

 

*Unpacks Sete (1) after arriving back in Sydney from Tassie*
"Hey! Where're my bloody poofter drinks?!?!"

Forced To Drink Strongbows Pat

(1) The Trannie is blue,Spanish,and slightly effeminate,so it's no longer
"Lola"

 

YOU.........YOU utter utter bastard. If I still had a date, you'd be
passing through it.

 

At least there'll be no more sphincter-puckering moments when you go for a
ride...

Postman Pat

 

Geeze Conehead, I didn't realise that you liked Pat *that* way! ;-)


BTH

 

Yeah, I realised after I'd pressed send. It was intended to be more copro
than homo, but, as they say in the classics, "every one you miss out on is
one you never get".

Anyway, no-one ever got a medal for sexual snobbery, eh?

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...


BTH