Here's to YA!

I hope everyone has a safe Halloween out there!

Getting ready for Halloween this weekend, I started getting a theme
going. I decided on a wizard type thing. In the process, I painted my
nails with a black base and moons on that. It turned out really cool
looking!

As I was in a gas station putting gas in the motorcycle today, some
redneck was on the other pump from me. When I pulled off my gloves, he
made a comment about my nails and how "gay" it looked. Being the
diplomat that I am, I looked him square in the eyes and told him that
it would really suck for him to have his ass kicked in a gas station
by a dude wearing nail polish. I was talking it up with my wife and
made a comment that I should leave it on until after the election and
Bush is gone. Knowing my luck though, and the way it's shaping
up...the election might drag on for quite some time with all the
recounts and challenges that are gearing up....and I'm afraid this
polish just won't hold up to it.

But, going through the neighborhoods tonite we used the new headlight
to the bicycle. Since I blew out the bulb in my 14 volt flashlight,
this was the next best thing. As we walked around out there, we
noticed how everyone was following us and how bright the paths were
lit. It was a nice birthday gift to myself...even though I had to wait
a couple weeks for it to come in.

Moral of the story: be safe and don't get your ass kicked by a dude
wearing nail polish...'cause then, who ya gonna brag to?