Here we go again...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 8, 2005.

  1. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    MikeH Guest

    I've started educating the kids (and parents) at my daughters school
    that looking as though they are about to step out in front of my bike
    causes deafness.

    My campaign is starting to work only a couple of weeks after fitting new
    air horns.
     
    MikeH, Nov 8, 2005
    #21
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  2. "She was on a pedestrian crossing when a car, travelling at about 90mph
    went into her, said her mother."

    Should be dead, then, shouldn't she, not cluttering up the NHS's
    resources.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 8, 2005
    #22
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  3. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Dave Guest

    If the car had hit her doing 90mph, she'd have resembled a smear of jam on
    the front of the motor. Surely surviving an impact like that is impossible?
     
    Dave, Nov 8, 2005
    #24
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    Ace Guest

    Not if it was a glancing blow.

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    Ace, Nov 8, 2005
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    Quite so. And if he'd been going slower he'd probably have nailed her
    dead centre.

    She's very lucky.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

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    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 8, 2005
    #26
  6. How about teaching the little fuckers to cross roads?

    Bring back the Green Cross Code Man !!!!!
    Dave..... someone..... Vader possibly
     
    philmccormack, Nov 8, 2005
    #27
  7. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Dave Guest

    Prowse
     
    Dave, Nov 8, 2005
    #28
  8. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    MikeH Guest

    Sternse
     
    MikeH, Nov 8, 2005
    #29
  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH
    Amidshipse

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 8, 2005
    #30
  10. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    ogden Guest

    goatsecx
     
    ogden, Nov 8, 2005
    #31
  11. That's the marvellous thing about kids. The parents can always make a
    replacement.

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    Dave

    GS850 x2 XS650SE / SE 6a

    I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 8, 2005
    #32
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Beamendse
     
    Pip Luscher, Nov 8, 2005
    #33
  13. Gunwhalese

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    Dave

    GS850 x2 XS650SE / SE 6a

    I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 8, 2005
    #34
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    Linger Guest

    Linger, Nov 8, 2005
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    PeterT@Home Guest

    Bear proposed
    And he was welsh, so it's not like we lost a cure for cancer.[/QUOTE]

    Hmm, I think this should deserve a kind of 306h rule!!
     
    PeterT@Home, Nov 9, 2005
    #36
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    DR Guest

    Cull the fucking herd and have done with it.
     
    DR, Nov 9, 2005
    #37
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