Helluva Ride

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Bill Walker, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. Bill Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    Didn't get away as early as I planned, but that's okay.. solo rides work
    out
    that way, it seems.. Made the first leg down to Waco in pretty good order,
    topped off the gas tank and hit Austin during rush hour.. isn't it always
    rush
    hour in Austin ? Pearsall was the first scheduled rest stop and spent the
    night..

    Next morning, the Mexican Immigration folks processed me pretty quickly
    and I crossed the Customs Inspection without incident, middle of the morn-
    ing.. By noon, I'd already run through Monterrey and breezed into Saltillo..

    By this time, I'd pretty well killed the day and spent a pleasant afternoon
    with
    a couple of the bikers who were planning to attend the International rally,
    there..
    We checked into that old fancy motel, Fiesta Inn, had us a real nice dinner
    and
    spent the night..

    The final leg of the trip to Guadalajara was supposed to be easy and I
    didn't
    rush myself to leave Saltillo.. Whew.. that was a miscalculation, to say the
    least.. Somewhere between Zacatecas and Jalpa.. there was a real road con-
    struction project underway and I had to run about fifty miles of dirt and
    gravel..
    Guys, we're talking rough road.. There was about twenty five miles of that
    high-
    way that had been stripped and covered with pea gravel..

    Hmmm.. did I mention that I've got a belt conversion drive on the Green Vul-
    can, now ? There is an unmentioned problem with that belt drive deal, that
    we
    don't hear much about.. Running tire deep in pea gravel is a bad, bad thing
    to
    do.. Seems that the rear wheel is picking up that gravel and some of it is
    being
    distributed into the traction treads of the belt..

    A couple of hours after I ran through all this mess, I was easing into some
    of
    the worst traffic of the entire trip, entering the city of Guadalajara..
    Suddenly,
    there was no power.. and I heard a whishing noise when the belt separated
    and took off.. Although the pea gravel didn't break the belt, it had eaten
    into
    the wheel pulley so badly, that it finally chewed through the belt .. There
    I was
    in the middle of a six lane street, wall to wall with traffic that was
    really moving
    and I was dead in the water..

    A couple of scooter riders helped me get the Green One over to the median
    and I used one of their cell phones to call for help.. The brother in law
    got to
    me in short order and we loaded the bike into a pickup truck to make it
    home..

    Next morning, the Green Vulcan was sitting in the local Kawasaki dealer and
    their mechanic was shaking his head.. He'd never seen an 800 with a belt
    drive before and couldn't imagine where he'd get the parts to repair the
    damn-
    ed thing.. All he could come up with was converting it back to a chain and
    sprock-
    et and it would be a month to get the parts from Monterrey to do the job..

    Here's the good part.. I called the folks at Scooterworks, who'd fabricated
    the
    conversion kit, and they had the new belt and rear pulley on FedEx that
    after-
    noon.. Monday morning, right on schedule, FedEx delivered the parts and the
    Green Vulcan was back in business within two hours..

    The weekend was spent visiting with family and friends and those two
    brothers
    in law who I'd been concerned about, were having good days, so that time was
    well spent..

    Came time to commence the long ride home and I'd decided on an alternate
    route which I'd never run before.. Leaving all that horrible Guadalajara
    traffic
    turned out to be more of a chore than anticipated.. The Green One decided
    to quit again.. This time, it was the battery .. In the worst possible
    circumstances
    that sucker just gave up on me.. Fortunately, there were about ten bikers
    and
    their chicks close by, and again, they helped me get that damned thing out
    of
    the traffic.. Although the battery that I needed isn't available in
    Guadalajara, one
    of the guys rounded up a smaller battery that would work.. They were on
    their
    way to Leon, Guanajuato.. for a rally and I rode with them, to San Luis
    Potosi..

    After a good night's rest, I hit the road again, and had a very brief
    encounter
    with one of the uniformed finest.. We had us a very pleasant exchange after
    which, he went about his other business with about five dollars of my
    money..

    The first top off from San Luis Potosi was about one hundred miles away and
    while I was there, some of the party goers at the Leon rally came roaring
    in..
    They were on their way back home to Monterrey and invited me to share their
    ride with them.. Great crew.. and those boys were blistering paint.. By
    evening
    we'd made it into Monterrey and they escorted me to one of the better motels
    there..

    After a good night's rest, I was repacking the Green One and while I cleaned
    the windshield a bit, I discovered one of the running lights was damaged..
    You
    can rest assured, there was a whole lot of hell raised.. One of the security
    guys
    finally told me, a car had parked real close to the bike and probably opened
    a
    door on the damned thing, during the night.. Since he was already gone,
    there
    wasn't much to be done about it.. The motel management offered to pay for
    the light, but I declined and accepted a free night, on the next trip..
    Seemed
    fair to me..

    The trip back to the border from Monterrey was routine and I cleared Customs
    on the Texas side, pretty quickly.. After another night in Pearsall, the run
    back
    to Irving was timed just right and I managed San Antonio and Austin without
    running through their rush hours .. Made a pretty good run on into Irving,
    without
    anything to talk about..

    The Mexican had made a very uneventful flight home and she'd expected me
    on Tuesday, even though I'd told her beforehand that I'd be running loose..
    After she finished chewing on me for being worried, she finally gave it up
    and
    admitted that she was glad that I was home, safe and sound.. one more time..

    The boys from Monterrey have invited me back to Nuevo Laredo.. to attend
    another International rally, there.. Anyone who'd be interested in attending
    that
    rally, should get in touch.. I can assure one and all, those guys sure know
    how
    to throw a party and anyone who attends can count on great hospitality and a
    fun time..

    Bill Walker
    Irving
     
    Bill Walker, Nov 1, 2007
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  2. : Didn't get away as early as I planned, but that's okay.. solo rides work
    : out
    : that way, it seems.. Made the first leg down to Waco in pretty good order,
    : topped off the gas tank and hit Austin during rush hour.. isn't it always
    : rush
    : hour in Austin ? Pearsall was the first scheduled rest stop and spent the
    : night..

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    : The Mexican had made a very uneventful flight home and she'd expected me
    : on Tuesday, even though I'd told her beforehand that I'd be running loose..
    : After she finished chewing on me for being worried, she finally gave it up
    : and
    : admitted that she was glad that I was home, safe and sound.. one more time..

    Welcome back, Bill. The ratings have suffered so much without you that
    Bjay has resigned as monitor.

    Glad you enjoyed your trip.
     
    George Pollard, Nov 1, 2007
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  3. Bill Walker

    Brian Walker Guest

    Glad the trip went well enough that you made it back okay. I hope all
    the family is doing well.

    Not too much happened around here. While you were gone, I managed an
    East Coast tour to include the Dragon and Deals Gap.

    Let me know when you get "detox'd" from the ride and we'll hook up and
    do something around here before it gets too cold.
     
    Brian Walker, Nov 2, 2007
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  4. Bill Walker

    Brian Walker Guest

    Nah, he's just realized to keep those ratings up he'd have to start
    finding the "non-posters" and kicking their asses....and he's got a
    reputation to keep as the usenet pussy.....
     
    Brian Walker, Nov 2, 2007
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  5. Bill Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    Many thanks, Wakko.. Rest assured.. there were many questions about
    my Grande Amigo.. a lot of regards coming your way..

    Bill Walker
     
    Bill Walker, Nov 2, 2007
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  6. Bill Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    Thanks, George.. Please register my great disappointment in hearing about
    Bjay's resignation.. I suppose first order of business is to get a committee
    going to recruit another Ratings Monitor..
    Thanks again..
     
    Bill Walker, Nov 2, 2007
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    Jerry Guest

    You know it is dead in here when I post about biker babe tits and no one
    cares.
     
    Jerry, Nov 3, 2007
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  8. Bill Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    hmmm.. I thought my computer broke or something.. Good help is sure
    hard to find.. I leave for a few days, thinking the newsgroup is in good
    hands
    and when I come back, the Ratings Monitor has quit.. Wakko is bored.. George
    is chasing some skirt around Austin and Jerry is talking biker babe tits..

    Tsk.. Tsk.. what's the world coming to ?
     
    Bill Walker, Nov 3, 2007
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  9. Bill Walker

    redshad Guest

    Sounds like one hell of an adventure Bill. Glad you made it back home
    safe and sound. You need to stop tearing up the Green One...I might
    want to buy it one day.

    Redshad
     
    redshad, Nov 5, 2007
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  10. Bill Walker

    Bill Walker Guest

    hehehe.. There were a couple of times on this trip that you could have
    bought that sucker cheap.. Seriously, it was a good trip and I managed
    to hook up with some damned nice old boys and girls, on the road..

    Thanks, RedShad..

    Bill Walker
     
    Bill Walker, Nov 5, 2007
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    bj_kana Guest

    Bill Walker, you are something. You had troubles and within no time,
    back on the road going. You are one lucky rascal, who so often, has
    such bad luck.
    Nice report, and glad you are back home safe and sound. Damn them old
    rubber belts. hehehehehh /bjay/
     
    bj_kana, Nov 5, 2007
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